Dr. Conspiracy
You may have noticed that we’ve been offline for a few hours. It’s sabotage. I found pieces of a wooden shoe IN THE ROUTER. Actually I don’t exactly know what happened except that network connectivity to the obamaconspiracy.org domain was lost for a while. I’m going through WITHDRAWAL!
Does the shoe have any markings of a conservative or libertarian? Sniff it, if you smell any pork it could be an inside job.
I think it is the Chinese.
Come to think of it, perhaps it was not a wooden shoe but a ´еревянная ложка [wooden spoon]. So instead of being sabotaged, I’ve been SPOONED!