Birthopoly

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Dr. Conspiracy

monopolyI just had one of my little thoughts. How about an Obama eligibility board game, Birthopoly.

“Supreme Court recesses: lose 2 turns”.

“Orly Taitz is your attorney: discard one case card”.

“Lost your case: discard one case card”  (Or play an Appeal card).

The only problem with my game concept is the fact that the game just goes on forever and nobody wins.

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12 Responses to Birthopoly

  1. misha says:
    July 15, 2009 at 11:25 pm  (Quote)

    No. Orly Taitz is your attorney. Go directly to jail.

  2. Patrick McKinnion says:
    July 15, 2009 at 11:38 pm  (Quote)

    “You’ve won a chess match against Leo Donofrio. Dodge the black cars and collect $500”

  3. Shrieking wombat says:
    July 15, 2009 at 11:57 pm  (Quote)

    Black man elected president: Your head asplodes.

  4. sheep! says:
    July 16, 2009 at 12:14 am  (Quote)

    Did not pay filing fee: Lose $200.

    Advertise on Orly’s Site: Lose the respect of your peers.

    Receive for Services: $50. (for her newest Law Clerk)

  5. realist says:
    July 16, 2009 at 12:19 am  (Quote)

    Land on the White House with your presentment…got to jail, go directly to jail.

  6. mimi says:
    July 16, 2009 at 12:40 am  (Quote)

    Bragged about job security.
    Agreed to be Plaintiff in asinine lawsuit.
    Lose your job.
    Lose your dignity.

  7. aarrgghh says:
    July 16, 2009 at 12:51 am  (Quote)

    you’ve just burned your webmaster – go to internet limbo. do not collect from paypal.

  8. milspec says:
    July 16, 2009 at 9:10 am  (Quote)

    No. Orly Taitz is your attorney go to involuntary commitment hearing.

  9. kimba says:
    July 16, 2009 at 9:48 am  (Quote)

    Get Second Contact from Secret Service. You are now on their ‘watch list’ for life. Lose a turn.

  10. Bob says:
    July 16, 2009 at 10:30 am  (Quote)

    You are now Internet Famous: Gain $0 dollars.

  11. AdrianInFlorida says:
    July 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm  (Quote)

    You’ve taken the advice of your counsel, Orly Taitz, go directly to Unemployment

  12. jtx says:
    July 17, 2009 at 7:25 pm  (Quote)

    And burn your “Get Out of Jail” card after providing your true BC – cause you’re going straight to jail.

    Oh, yeah, take a bunch of you buds on this site with you for being so foolish as to never recognize the truth of your deceptions.

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