This contest is to pick the best statement on the Obama conspiracy topic that can be expressed as a Tweet, 140 characters of text (including punctuation and spaces). Leave your Tweet entry in a comment. I’ll collect the entrants and the winner will be decided by poll. The winning Tweet will be twitted on Twitter.
Sample (136 characters):
Lawyers challenging Obama’s eligibility couldn’t say “hello” in 140 characters, much less write legal briefs, succinct and to the point.
Just
Cause I can…….mine entry in the form as a Haiku
Sad Birfer Orly
Sanction No Let ME FEEENISH
Spider Eyes Weep Hate
Taitz requested recusal of Land, it was his duty to AVOID IMPARTIALITY or even appearance of IMPARTIALITY and recuse himself. — Orly Taitz
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(Sorry. Trying that again. Please ignore this part.)
if judge Land really believed that my law suits were frivolous, the easiest way to prove it, would be to order discovery. – Orly Taitz
“ If Obama is legitimate, he would’ve shown proof of legitimacy.”- Orly Taitz
“The fact that this judge decided to try to intimidate me with $20,000 of sanctions …shows how corrupt this regime is”- Orly Taitz
“I can have him out of office in 30 days” – Orly Taitz
“Let me finish” – Orly Taitz
Americans are now certifiably insane.They are suffering a mass psychosis.They have lost their own ability to discern right from wrong.J Farah
“Unlike in Alice in Wonderland,’ simply saying something is so does not make it so.” –Judge Land
“the document “cannot be verified as genuine, and should be presumed fraudulent.”-Judge Land
“plaintiff unashamedly alleges that defendant has the burden to prove his natural born’ status.”-Judge Land
now, alan keyes, you’ve been patient letting me get through all that, but what more do you need to be convinced? keyes: some evidence.
“Spider Eyes Weep Hate” – that is pure poetry, man. Well done.
LOL….I remember that! I still laugh when I visit this video on youtube….here….at 3:39 mark…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdar1-2oXFE
“It’s going to have to be treason, treason, treason, and then more treason…treason spoken from the rooftops every single day.” Walter Fitzpatrick
When simple lunacy isn’t enough, call Walter. He’s your man.
O.K. So binary code is out. I’m just disappointed no one got it.
I knew it was binary, but my code reading is rusty.
So, you want to tell us what it is?
“Many people are fascinated by which Orly portrays herself as a victim of others, when she is at best a victim of her own creation” – NBC
http://nativeborncitizen.wordpress.com/
Obama’s Hawaiian?
A new classic spoken repeatedly by the judge to Fitz:
You need to be real quiet!
(bada-bing)
It’s 138 0s and 1s. I was going for the technical.
Thanks for the rim shot!
Poor Lucas Smith – the Virgin Mary floated him over to Kenya to get Obama’s BC, but she won’t help him turn the electricity back on!
SluggoJD FTW ! !
I inhaled frequently, that was the point – Barack Obama.
Yeah in his early twenties. What is your point NC?
Bush has a misdemeanor conviction: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushdui1.html
[Alternate URL, Doc]
Also, God told me to invade Iraq.
Remember, during Bush’s first term, he had bruises all over his face. He said he choked on a pretzel. Nonsense – he was drunk.
Not only that but Bush has frequently refused to answer questions about his drug use during the 80s
Hey, for graduating magna cum laude at Harvard, I’ll take whatever he inhaled! LOL
Well, after all, Barack Obama could afford to kill a few brain cells. He still has plenty left over.
Unlike Shrub and Palin.
And they appear to be interconnected, unlike Shrub & Sister Sarah.
Here’s what we think of Palin:
http://gawker.com/5441576/why-do-the-jews-hate-sarah-palin-so-much
Judge Clay Land criticizing Taitz stating that her previous court filing was “breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional.”
When a lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law, that lawyer ceases to advance her cause or the ends of justice. – Judge Land to Taitz
utterly confusing, consists of illegible handwritten notations, and is incomprehensible. [dismissal order, roy v obama]
i’ll tell you, in all my years in law enforcement, a black man always needed more identification then anyone else. — “gordon”
THE COURT: “NO, MS. TAITZ, WE’RE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE!”.
the court may have already met this entire group of voters at the hearings on this matter. [dismissal order, keyes v obama]
Where is the Birth Certifictate? – Billboards sponsored by WND
“Lucas Smith floated in air to get the birth certificate in Mombasa!”- nc1
“This Court is not willing to go tilting at windmills with her.”- Judge Royce Lamberth
“as far as the Court is aware — she was not elected president nor could she be because she is not a natural born citizen herself.”
MS. TAITZ: MAY I RESPOND, YOUR HONOR? YOUR HONOR, MAY I RESPOND TO THIS?
JUDGE GLASS: NO. I’VE RULED. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
“If you hadn’t used the same email address, I would never have known.” — Dr. C.
i’ve googled this name in full and there is no mention or reference to it anywhere. this might be a new smoking gun.
Where is the asylum?
Orange County?
nc1: Where is the Birth Certifictate?
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You can view a copy at factcheck or you can see the original at Obama’s Chicago Office. But we know you won’t go to see it, that woud end your mumbling wouldn’t it?
Okay how about where’s the beef?
he could have simply put all this to rest by producing his birth certificate.
FACTCHECK’S FUNDER IS THE ANNENBERG FOUNDATUION AND THEY WERE OBAMAS BIGGEST CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTOR. BESIDES THERE UIS NO BODY IN FACTCHECK WITH ANY EXPERTISE IN DOCUMENT
PetJake: I notice you use ALL CAPS to make your POINT. Also, you should learn to SPELL. The Annenberg Foundation is run by a REPUBLICAN, and would not contribute to a DEMOCRAT.
CHILL, dude. Take some XANAX. And lay off the COFFEE.
He has done that. Please go get some rest now.
Sorry about the caps and the spelling errors, but I’m fighting a nasty virus this week and that was all the strength I could muster at the time.
I’m also in a Twitter thread by mistake. But, since I’m here, I’ll throw in mine:
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There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii
There’s not a single shred of physical evidence – independently, objectively, and credibly authenticated – proving Obama was born in Hawaii
If you want to bolster your argument, here is a legal scholar who can back you up.
That works as a tweet, but not as a fact. What are you looking for, a bloody sheet, a fingerprint on the operating table? In this country we use birth certificates as proof of the facts of birth. The fact of Obama’s birth has been independently and objective and credibly verified by the Hawaii Department of Health. Add to that contemporary newspaper announcements in two Honolulu newspapers. Asking for more than that is frivolous.
Only that’s not true. The Annenberg Foundation itself is a charitable organization and doesn’t make political contributions of any kind. Mrs. Annenberg herself contributed to McCain and the Republican party exclusively. You can go to fec.gov and search for Annenberg (the name is uncommon so you can easily find it) and see exactly who gave to what.
FactCheck.org didn’t send document examiners, they sent journalists. What their piece proves is that the COLB is a physical object (not just a digital construct) and that it has a certificate number, a raised seal and a stamp on it.
You could say the same thing about all the other previous presidents except Obama has provided more proof than his predecessors.
You could — and yet the birthers never do. There is only one President whose birthplace they question, and they never say why.
No white man had to show his birth certificate. George Romney ran for prez – who was born in Mexico to a polygamist father.
No one raised a ruckus. Of course, he’s white.
Barry Goldwater (R) was born outside the United States, in the Arizona Territory, before Arizona was a state. He ran against Johnson.
Vice President Curtis was also born in US Territory. Based on my reading, there is not any problem for someone born in a US Territory that BECOMES a State.
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2008/12/little-known-natural-born-citizens/
In addition, if a person is born an alien & lives in a territory which later becomes a state & also becomes a citizen of the U.S. (naturalization) then that person is eligible for POTUS after the territory is admitted to the Union. So, if Arnold wants to run he should move to Puerto Rico (probably the next area which might become a state). After PR is admitted Arnold is eligible.
I wasn’t aware the Arnold was born in Puerto Rico. Are you trying to imply that he wourld conspire with the authorities there to obtain false documentation?
The relevant Constitution clause:
“No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at
the time of the Adoption of this Constitution”
If PR is admitted to the Union any citizen of PR & the US at the time of admission would meet this eligibility clause. The grandfather clause says NOTHING about NBC.
Can we return to the Tweets Contest now,,,?