This just in

Does anyone have any idea why people who use the contact link on this web site think that I’m Mario Apuzzo?

Name: [redacted]

Email: [redacted]@YAHOO.COM

Comments: MR APUZZO

US GENERAL ATTORNEY ERIC HOLDER IS STOPPING THIS CASE BEING A FRIEND OF O(BASTARD).THIS ATTORNEY IS ALSO DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY GOING ALONG WITH O(BUM.HE KNEW O(BUMANA)TION IN AFRICA)HE MUST BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.YOU HAVE THE INTELLINGENCE TO DO THIS.I BELIEVE HOLDER IS ALSO A MUSLIM.WE MUST DUMP BOTH OF THESE TRAITORS TO AMERICA.I HAVE BEEN SENDING PLENTY OF INFO TO THE MEDIA WITH NO RESPONSE.ANN COULTER,JUDGE NAPOLITANO,BRETT BAIR AND FOX NEWS ETC:

MOST SINCERLY [redacted]

IF NEED BE [phone number redacted] THANKYOU

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20 Responses to This just in

  1. Lord Basil says:

    There is no question that Barack Hussein Obama – the Kenyan marxist homosexual illegally occupying the White House – is a traitor and a union funded thug. it surprises me not that his minions like Eric Holder are refusing to pursue his removal from office because he is ineligible to hold it (his father was an alien, and thus he is not a natural born citizen as defined by Minor v. Happersett).

    Thanks for unwittingly helping the cause of freedom.

    ROTFLMAO!

  2. Expelliarmus says:

    Because birthers are really, really, really stupid.

    Birther video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBkgshj8Cw

  3. misha says:

    Why are you surprised? Dan Quayle could not spell potato.

    Or this: “The destruction, it is just very heart-rendering.” Who knew we were a meat processing plant?

    My favorite: “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” I didn’t know Quayle was into BDSM.

    I’m just surprised people don’t think they are writing to Santa Claus.

  4. misha says:

    Expelliarmus: Birther video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRBkgshj8Cw

    Upper class Twit of the Year. I can’t get enough of Monty Python.

  5. JoZeppy says:

    Expelliarmus: Because birthers are really, really, really stupid.

    And one only has to go to the post directly before yours to see proof of your statement.

  6. Obsolete says:

    Lord Basil-
    Shut up, foreigner!
    I’ll have you deported…

    (he’s pretending to be a stupid birther, and I’m pretending to be outraged by his poor attempt)

  7. jayHG says:

    Lord Basil: There is no question that Barack Hussein Obama – the Kenyan marxist homosexual illegally occupying the White House – is a traitor and a union funded thug. it surprises me not that his minions like Eric Holder are refusing to pursue his removal from office because he is ineligible to hold it (his father was an alien, and thus he is not a natural born citizen as defined by Minor v. Happersett).Thanks for unwittingly helping the cause of freedom.ROTFLMAO!

    Lord Basil, you have to be a closeted gay. Why do you care about what gay people do or don’t do?? You just sound weird.

  8. jayHG says:

    Lord Basil: There is no question that Barack Hussein Obama – the Kenyan marxist homosexual illegally occupying the White House – is a traitor and a union funded thug. it surprises me not that his minions like Eric Holder are refusing to pursue his removal from office because he is ineligible to hold it (his father was an alien, and thus he is not a natural born citizen as defined by Minor v. Happersett).Thanks for unwittingly helping the cause of freedom.ROTFLMAO!

    Ummmm, Minor v. Happersett didn’t define natural born citizen…….

  9. Majority Will says:

    Lord Basil: ROTFLMAO

    You may need serious help if that makes you roll on the floor while laughing your ass off.

  10. Majority Will says:

    “Does anyone have any idea why people who use the contact link on this web site think that I’m Mario Apuzzo?”

    I think the first poster who might be covering himself from head to toe in chocolate pudding while laughing hysterically into the bathroom mirror right now has provided you with an answer.

  11. Joey says:

    Lord Basil:
    There is no question that Barack Hussein Obama – the Kenyan marxist homosexual illegallyoccupying the White House – is a traitor and a union funded thug.it surprises me not that his minions like Eric Holder are refusing to pursue his removal from office because he is ineligible to hold it (his father was an alien, and thus he is not a natural born citizen as defined by Minor v. Happersett).

    Thanks for unwittingly helping the cause of freedom.

    ROTFLMAO!

    Lord Oregano is funny! I’m glad to see that she/he/it is ROTFLMAO, as opposed to taking this “issue” seriously.

  12. Jamese777 says:

    For good Lord Basil.
    Minor v Happersett has been presented to the current US Supreme Court as precedent in the appeals presented in Berg v Obama, Hollister v Soetoro, et. al. and Kerchner v Obama.
    The Petitions for Writs of Certiorari in those appeals all discussed Minor v Happersett.

    The Roberts Court wasn’t interested. Not one of the current nine Justices has ever requested a response to a birther appeal from the US Solicitor General. If a Justice is persuaded by a legal argument, they always request a response from the defendant.

  13. SluggoJD says:

    Lord Basil:
    There is no question that Barack Hussein Obama – the Kenyan marxist homosexual illegallyoccupying the White House – is a traitor and a union funded thug.it surprises me not that his minions like Eric Holder are refusing to pursue his removal from office because he is ineligible to hold it (his father was an alien, and thus he is not a natural born citizen as defined by Minor v. Happersett).

    Thanks for unwittingly helping the cause of freedom.

    ROTFLMAO!

    Wow. Obama is President, and you are…ummmm…nothing.

    Not much to laugh about on your end.

  14. Lupin says:

    Is it really “illegal” for a Marxist, a homosexual, or even, for that matter, a Kenyan born on US soil, to become POTUS?

    I don’t think so.

    I would certainly applaud the largesse of the US electorate if Obama were indeed such a person.

  15. The Magic M says:

    > Does anyone have any idea why people who use the contact link on this web site think that I’m Mario Apuzzo?

    At least the above birther is a textbook example of his ilk:

    1. ALL CAPS postings (by my experience on WND, a 75% confidence sign the person is 60+ years old).

    2. Bad spelling. Misspelling “intelligence” gets an extra point for irony. [No extra point for bad grammar this time, no extra extra point for grammar so bad it makes you think the writer is a foreigner.]

    3. Referring to Obama by childish names. Extra point for using a different one every time.

    4. Not knowing what he’s talking about. Extra point for not knowing who he’s talking to.

    5. Making up silly stuff beyond the official birther party line (“Holder knew Obama in Africa”? WTF?).

    So your birther ranks about 7/10 on the Orly scale (Orly herself scoring 11/10).

  16. Paul says:

    Same thing happens to the folks at News Hounds (“We watch Fox News so you won’t have to!”) They’re constantly getting emails from people who actually think they’re writing to Fox, and want to thank Bill O’Reilly, or are pissed about something Hannity said. These folks are not the sharpest tools in the shed, after all.

  17. Majority Will says:

    The Magic M:
    > Does anyone have any idea why people who use the contact link on this web site think that I’m Mario Apuzzo?

    At least the above birther is a textbook example of his ilk:

    1. ALL CAPS postings (by my experience on WND, a 75% confidence sign the person is 60+ years old).

    2. Bad spelling. Misspelling “intelligence” gets an extra point for irony. [No extra point for bad grammar this time, no extra extra point for grammar so bad it makes you think the writer is a foreigner.]

    3. Referring to Obama by childish names. Extra point for using a different one every time.

    4. Not knowing what he’s talking about. Extra point for not knowing who he’s talking to.

    5. Making up silly stuff beyond the official birther party line (“Holder knew Obama in Africa”? WTF?).

    So your birther ranks about 7/10 on the Orly scale (Orly herself scoring 11/10).

    Brilliant! 😀

    “Extra point for not knowing who he’s talking to.”

    That is laugh out loud funny!

  18. Thrifty says:

    Doc, can you possibly just put this jerkoff troll into moderation or something?

    As per your original question, don’t people sometimes think this site is in support of Obama birth conspiracies, based on the URL? Maybe that’s why they think you’re a birther.

    Lord Basil: There is no question that Barack Hussein Obama – the Kenyan marxist homosexual illegally occupying the White House – is a traitor and a union funded thug. it surprises me not that his minions like Eric Holder are refusing to pursue his removal from office because he is ineligible to hold it (his father was an alien, and thus he is not a natural born citizen as defined by Minor v. Happersett).Thanks for unwittingly helping the cause of freedom.ROTFLMAO!

  19. By the way, I forwarded this email to Mr. Apuzzo. He replied briefly thanking me for forwarding it.

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