Today is September 19, International Talk Like a Pirate Day1, arrrrrr. And so mateys, in recognition of that day I introduce a nautical-themed contest, to come up with the best one-line answer to the question:
What shall we do with a crazy birther,
What shall we do with a crazy birther,
What shall we do with a crazy birther,
Early in the mornin’?
The tune is from the song “What shall we do with a drunken sailor” as heard in the video below. The Wikipedia article has many answers to the drunken sailor question. What’s your solution for a crazy birther? My entry is:
Strap him in a chair at Orly’s office.
Arrrrrr.
1Real pirates are hardly the loveable miscreants immortalized by the Disney song “Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirates life for me” and they are no laughing matter. They cruelly prey on the weak and strong alike, spreading fear and death over many parts of the world.
Make him watch loops of Mario’s hearings.
Now that’s cruel…
Send him to Obama’s inauguration.
Sanction her for lots of dollars, sanction her for lots of dollars,
every case she files!
am besten einfach gar nicht ignorieren
smile and nod when the judge gives sanctions
“Strap him in a chair at Orly’s office”
no
Let him Strap Orly in a chair at Orly’s office (ala ce3)
keuwwwwww…
(It’s still Tuesday here)
“Tie him to his words and let them drown him”
Steal his IPad and his wallet
Steal his Ipad and his wallet
Steal his Ipad and his wallet
Ear-li in the morning!
Use it to make a threat at the White House
Use it to make a threat at the White House
Use it to make a threat at the White House
Ear-li in the morning!
Use his card to buy some ammo
Use his card to buy some ammo
Use his card to buy some ammo
Ear-li in the morning!
Put it all back before he wakes up
Put it all back before he wakes up
Put it all back before he wakes up
Ear-li in the morning!
Video tape the Secret Service
Video tape the Secret Service
Video tape the Secret Service
Ear-li in the morning!
Sit back and watch while it goes viral
Sit back and watch while it goes viral
Sit back and watch while it goes viral
Ear-li in the morning!
One less birther on Internet
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
ignorieren die Narren
Nothing beats a double negative. Oder meintest du das ironisch? 😉
beat him round the head with a book by vattel
Well, if it’s talk like a pirate day, I need to fill up on rum.
Hak mir nit in kopf!
Ask if he believes in the lunar landing,
Why he still doesn’t comprehend standing,
What do courts mean by remanding,
Early in the mornin’
Tie him to a swift boat till he wakes up
Send them to Kenya and make them British
Send them to Kenya and make them British
Send them to Kenya and make them British
On a slow boat through China
(2nd verse)
Slap him in the face with a holy mackerel
Slap him in the face with a holy mackerel
Slap him in the face with a holy mackerel
Orly will be mourning…
Well, I’m no Squeeky, but let me see how this works
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Kansas tossed them on their ear
Send them to Kenya and make them British
Send them to Kenya and make them British
Send them to Kenya and make them British
On a slow boat through China
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Jersey said it’s clear
They live in a hut with no power
Live in a hut with no power
Live in a hut with no power
Internet no longer theirs
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Georgia said they’re weird
Herding cattle with no shoes
Herding cattle with no shoes
Herding cattle with no shoes
They stepped in their case again
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Indiana tossed them on their rear
Dysentery is in their blood
Dysentery is in their blood
Dysentery is in their blood
No toilet or TP to be found
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Florida sent them off with bad cheer
No ac or running water
No ac or running water
No ac or running water
They will live in misery
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Mississippi is their fear
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Yo-Ho the losses keep mounting
Obama will be President next year!
This reminds me how we sang a spoof German version of the song back in school.
For example “hooray and up she rises” was changed to the phonetically equal “Hure auf Abschiedsreise” (“whore on her farewell tour”). 😉