The occasional open thread: casting bread on the waters edition

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Dr. Conspiracy

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124 Responses to The occasional open thread: casting bread on the waters edition

  1. Lani says:
    October 9, 2013 at 4:07 am  (Quote)

    No surprises here – 28-year GOP staffer has something to say about the blah guy in the white peoples’ house and the insanity that ensues.

    “… Of course the media is kind of covering it like the Michigan-Ohio State game, and love anything with a countdown clock or supposed suspense and all this other crap, and the easy visuals of some park service guy putting up a sawhorse at the Jefferson Memorial. None of that surprised me. [But] this is not something happening according to exigent circumstances or happenstance. This is something that the GOP wanted.

    And I’ll say this: I am not an Obama partisan. I have many bones to pick with him, including the healthcare bill. If your intent was to insure as many people as possible, you’d have single payer. You also wouldn’t pay off big Pharma and the insurance companies. That said, the difference between what Obama and the Republicans are doing is like the difference between stomach upset and galloping Ebola.

    These people are basically neo-Confederate insurrectionists. They are in substantive rebellion against the orderly government of the country. And one of the things I noticed — and it’s something that’s very common in human beings — we all try to mollify or appease the crazy uncle at Thanksgiving dinner. You know, “Don’t make a scene.” Well, I noticed in the last few years of my service on the Hill that a number of Democrats seemed to be afraid of Republicans. And Obama pretty much wasted his first term trying to mollify them. I think he’s finally stumbled upon a strategy that’s better: simply not give them what they demand. Because this is a deliberate strategy to hold the government hostage.” http://www.salon.com/2013/10/08/ex_gop_insider_unloads_blame_neo_confederate_insurrectionists_for_shutdown/

  2. Bovril says:
    October 9, 2013 at 4:57 am  (Quote)

    Can we say “backpedal”….. 😎

    Probably after being reminded that advocating the deliberate and malicious shutdown of the DC Beltway, along with the expected and associated danger to life and limb that would lead to potentail personal libaility, the Trucker shutdown guy has gone FECK…….

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/capital-beltway-shutdown-all-a-ploy-trucker-says/2013/10/08/1e446572-3033-11e3-bbed-a8a60c601153_story.html

    Apparently Earl Conlon never ACTUALLY advocated this, it was all just a hoax with the intent to sdtir up the media……..honest, trust me, not me, no video evidence…damn there is…. 😎

  3. Lupin says:
    October 9, 2013 at 5:41 am  (Quote)

    Michele Bachmann said, “His day is at hand,” believing the end times are here and she’s going to meet her maker.

    (In her case, Dr. Frankenstein, but I digress.)

    Also, your far-right politicians, probably believing that all brown people everywhere are secret members of al Qaeda, and that Barack Obama being brown is secretly a secret member of al Qaeda, think he is secretly arming secret al-Qaeda terrorists in Syria.

    (Notwithstanding your loving “bring me closer to god” drone policies.)

    Meanwhile, Rep. Ted Yahoo, er, I mean Yoho, Yoho, R-Fla., said that reaching the debt limit could help the economy, by showing the world the U.S. is serious about its debt problem. “I think, personally, it would bring stability to the world markets,” he told The Washington Post Monday.

    (Like the French Revolution helped relieve migraines amongst the Aristocratic class.)

    These days, reading or hearing newsbites from the US requires at least 4 advils.

    In today’s 24/7 global media village, where I can get CNN and Fox in my little French village, I don’t know if you realize how much damage to your country these clowns are inflicting.

  4. Bob says:
    October 9, 2013 at 7:42 am  (Quote)

    Bovril:
    Apparently Earl Conlon never ACTUALLY advocated this, it was all just a hoax with the intent to sdtir up the media…

    Supposedly Twitter suspended his account where he was organizing this and I believe some authorities spoke to him about the consequences he could face. I also believe it would have been a total flop as I just don’t see truck drivers having an interest in spending their free time (and gas) driving a truck in heavy traffic. It was a dumb idea all around — very childish.

  5. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 8:06 am  (Quote)

    Many birthers are having a sad right now.
    This talk of the truckers shutting down the DC beltway and “arresting” people was just one kook’s fantasy.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/capital-beltway-shutdown-all-a-ploy-trucker-says/2013/10/08/1e446572-3033-11e3-bbed-a8a60c601153_story.html

    http://www.sadtrombone.com/?play=true

  6. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 8:12 am  (Quote)

    Oops! Sorry! Someone beat me to the punch!

  7. misha marinsky says:
    October 9, 2013 at 9:34 am  (Quote)

    Lupin: These days, reading or hearing newsbites from the US requires at least 4 advils.

    Please. It requires at least 4 Xanax.

  8. richCares says:
    October 9, 2013 at 10:18 am  (Quote)

    On his radio last night, RC broke the news that he called Maricopa County to discuss his “person of interest” status, and a wonderfully professional Sgt. in the office all but admitted that the CCP is a sham publicity stunt with zero real police value. They expect precisely nothing to come of the whole investigation and don’t really keep up with it. (They were under the impression, for example, that Corsi was still deeply involved, and they have no freakin’ clue who Gallops is.)

  9. Bob says:
    October 9, 2013 at 10:39 am  (Quote)

    Orly latest post:

    ❛ Don’t listen to Obama operatives, Truckers strike is NOT a hoax, join truckers strike, have signs on overpasses “Support Truckers, Remove Charlatan Soebarkah -Soetoro -Obama from office” ❜

    She’s now living in a completely alternate reality.

  10. Bovril says:
    October 9, 2013 at 11:35 am  (Quote)

    God’s preserve us…….

    Our friends of the Birfoon Reichwing, in addition to appending “gate” onto anything that isn’t moving fast enough to evade their insanity have now started ANOTHER MEELION “xxxxx” MARCH

    According to good ole ORYR (Admittede;ey not the sharpest or mosr accurate of sources, now there is a MILLION VET MARCH ON THE MEMORIALS….OCTOBER 13!!!!!!!

    Oh and for extra credit, guess who is the “honored guest and speaker”….Steve Stockman the Klown Kase Kar Posse Kongressman of choice

    Doesn’t that clash with the MEELION TRUCKER RALLY….?

    http://www.vetmarch.com

  11. roadburner says:
    October 9, 2013 at 11:35 am  (Quote)

    over on ORYR theres now a banner for a `million vet march’ to happen sunday.

    wonder how many birfoons will bring their dogs for a consultation?

  12. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 9, 2013 at 11:54 am  (Quote)

    See:

    http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/glossary/#million

    roadburner:
    over on ORYR theres now a banner for a `million vet march’ to happen sunday.

    wonder how many birfoons will bring their dogs for a consultation?

  13. Curious George says:
    October 9, 2013 at 12:02 pm  (Quote)

    richCares:
    On his radio last night, RC broke the news that he called Maricopa County to discuss his “person of interest” status, and a wonderfully professional Sgt. in the office all but admitted that the CCP is a sham publicity stunt with zero real police value. They expect precisely nothing to come of the whole investigation and don’t really keep up with it. (They were under the impression, for example, that Corsi was still deeply involved, and they have no freakin’ clue who Gallops is.)

    What an absolute absurdity Mr. Zullo and his Klown Kar Posse have become. It sounds like real law enforcement at the MCSO is embarrassed by the antics of this public charity trying to pass itself off as real law enforcement. It’s time for sanity to return to the MCSO. Hopefully the new monitor appointed by the court will advise Arpaio to shut the doors of the CCCP.

  14. Dr Kenneth Noisewater says:
    October 9, 2013 at 12:05 pm  (Quote)

    I think one that is doable would be a million frog march.

  15. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 9, 2013 at 12:06 pm  (Quote)

    Well, the CCP IS engaging in racial profiling.

    Curious George: It’s time for sanity to return to the MCSO. Hopefully the new monitor appointed by the court will advise Arpaio to shut the doors of the CCCP.

  16. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 12:29 pm  (Quote)

    Going off topic, but one of my favorite online game shops is doing a “shutdown promo”, slashing the price on a bunch of budgeting and business sims, including the healthcare system simulator “Theme Hospital”.

    My favorite line of the promo ad has to be this one:
    ” Finally, for reasons entirely unrelated to who may or may not have been involved in shutting down the US Government, we also appear to have Redneck Rampage on sale 50% off.”

  17. roadburner says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:00 pm  (Quote)

    Dr Kenneth Noisewater: I think one that is doable would be a million frog march.

    oh! if i wasn’t banned there, i’d be so using that to take the piss!

  18. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:11 pm  (Quote)

    RC reports good results testing the new security paper on a Xerox WorkCentre.

  19. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:14 pm  (Quote)

    Wow, that brings back memories. I played Theme Hospital on the Commodore Amiga.

    Andrew Vrba, PmG: Going off topic, but one of my favorite online game shops is doing a “shutdown promo”, slashing the price on a bunch of budgeting and business sims, including the healthcare system simulator “Theme Hospital”.

  20. Jim says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:18 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    RC reports good results testing the new security paper on a Xerox WorkCentre.

    I think that RC should scan an image of Zullo to PDF, and then when he locates all the anomalies in the PDF claim that Zullo is a 100% fake. It’s only fair.

    I like looking for different articles just to read the comments. One I came across today:

    Pelu Maad
    • 21 hours ago

    “Pssstt…the American political scene is no longer a split between conservative and liberal…..now it’s sane and crazy-as-hell……..” (edited for proper english)

    http://truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/18241-end-obama-klayman-judicial-watch

  21. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:31 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    Wow, that brings back memories. I played Theme Hospital on the Commodore Amiga.

    GOG.com is my candy store.

  22. JPotter says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:34 pm  (Quote)

    Hilarious commentary on latest ORYR article flogging the CCCP ….

    http://www.birtherreport.com/2013/10/team-arpaio-more-obama-id-fraud-info.html?utm_content=buffer84619&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer

    They’re beginning to doubt … any day now!

  23. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 1:43 pm  (Quote)

    JPotter:
    Hilarious commentary on latest ORYR article flogging the CCCP ….

    http://www.birtherreport.com/2013/10/team-arpaio-more-obama-id-fraud-info.html?utm_content=buffer84619&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer

    Oh, I DO so love it when birthers eat their own.

  24. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 9, 2013 at 2:23 pm  (Quote)

    I appears that they have started deleting my comments. For example someone commented:

    When Terry Lakin was on trial, Obama lawyers stated that they could not show the BC because it would embarrass Obama.

    What was on the BC that was embarrassing?

    And I explained the legal term “embarrass.” I also posted the long list of unanswered questions from my “Waiting for Zullo” article. Both are gone. Someone else explained “embarrass” though and it’s still there.

    JPotter: Hilarious commentary on latest ORYR article flogging the CCCP

  25. CarlOrcas says:
    October 9, 2013 at 2:57 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy: I appears that they have started deleting my comments. For example someone commented:

    I was just there (I know, I shouldn’t but I can’t control myself) and there are a bunch of your comments displaying in the thread.

    As you noted they are a sick bunch.

  26. Dr Kenneth Noisewater says:
    October 9, 2013 at 3:24 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy: I appears that they have started deleting my comments. For example someone commented:And I explained the legal term “embarrass.” I also posted the long list of unanswered questions from my “Waiting for Zullo” article. Both are gone. Someone else explained “embarrass” though and it’s still there.

    Yeah I was there earlier today before lunch and saw the long list of questions but there was no reply up for the legal term embarrass so they must have deleted it sometime in the last hour or two

  27. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 3:36 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    I appears that they have started deleting my comments. For example someone commented:

    And I explained the legal term “embarrass.” I also posted the long list of unanswered questions from my “Waiting for Zullo” article. Both are gone. Someone else explained “embarrass” though and it’s still there.

    Yeah, when the Admin likes to sanitize any dissenting opinions, especially when they’re well constructed ones like yours.

  28. The European says:
    October 9, 2013 at 4:11 pm  (Quote)

    In 100 years BHO will be the POTUS known most to you Americans, OBAMACARE will still be around.

    Sadly, the German chancellor who introduced some revolutionary social legislation is today only known for the “Bismarck-Herring”.

  29. The European says:
    October 9, 2013 at 4:29 pm  (Quote)

    This is a good one:

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2013/10/08/republicans-gop-obamacare-ted-cruz-column/2948293/

    /quote
    Every day during the crisis, excited callers to my radio show draw parallels between today’s GOP stalwarts and the doughty band who fought to the last man at the Alamo or the 300 Spartans who perished at Thermopylae in 480 B.C. Is it merely coincidence, I’ve been asked, that the number of Republicans in today’s House and Senate comes to a combined total of just about 300? (Actually, 278 — but close enough).

    Doomed role models

    It does little good to point out the obvious problem with invoking such fierce examples as role models for today’s conservatives: United Flight 93 crashed and burned, killing all on board; William Wallace was drawn and quartered by his English enemies; the defenders of the Alamo were slaughtered; and the 300 Spartans were overwhelmed by invading Persian hordes. The problem with doomed, hopeless struggles is that they’re doomed.

    /endquote

  30. Bob says:
    October 9, 2013 at 7:40 pm  (Quote)

    ^scroll^
    ^scroll^

    Nothing gets deleted faster on ORYR than a simple question.

  31. CarlOrcas says:
    October 9, 2013 at 7:45 pm  (Quote)

    Bob: Nothing gets deleted faster on ORYR than a simple question.

    That has certainly been my experience. They really don’t like them.

  32. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 9, 2013 at 7:46 pm  (Quote)

    Bob:
    ^scroll^
    ^scroll^

    Nothing gets deleted faster on ORYR than a simple question.

    Ironic, considering they are very much of the “question everything!” mindset.

  33. BonsallObot says:
    October 9, 2013 at 8:05 pm  (Quote)

    Andrew Vrba, PmG: Ironic, considering they are very much of the “question everything!” mindset.

    To say nothing of the “simple” mindset.

  34. Rickey says:
    October 9, 2013 at 10:10 pm  (Quote)

    Lupin:

    In today’s 24/7 global media village, where I can get CNN and Fox in my little French village, I don’t know if you realize how much damage to your country these clowns are inflicting.

    We know – all too well.

  35. Keith says:
    October 9, 2013 at 10:21 pm  (Quote)

    In the current HuffPo frontpage headline article about the GOP’s plunging polls, commenter boogie albert 2000 wrote

    In 1927, an American socialist, Norman Thomas, six times candidate for president on the Socialist Party ticket, said the American people would never vote for socialism. But he said under the name of liberalism, the American people would adopt every fragment of the socialist program…Prediction turned to truth.

    I replied:

    In 1935, Sinclair Lewis wrote: “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”

    Prediction turned to truth.

    That’s fair, isn’t it? 😎

  36. Dave says:
    October 9, 2013 at 11:09 pm  (Quote)

    So the donation button on vetmarch.com sends money to Special Operations Speaks PAC. This PAC belongs to birther Larry Bailey. Dr. C wrote an article about him last year: Birther SEAL brings in the bucks.

    Bovril: According to good ole ORYR (Admittede;ey not the sharpest or mosr accurate of sources, now there is a MILLION VET MARCH ON THE MEMORIALS….OCTOBER 13!!!!!!!

    Oh and for extra credit, guess who is the “honored guest and speaker”….Steve Stockman the Klown Kase Kar Posse Kongressman of choice

  37. The Magic M says:
    October 10, 2013 at 4:14 am  (Quote)

    The European: Sadly, the German chancellor who introduced some revolutionary social legislation is today only known for the “Bismarck-Herring”.

    Indeed, if somebody asks me what first comes to mind when I hear “Bismarck”, I say “the battleship from WWII”.

    Maybe one day the “USS Obama” will be the first spaceship to manage interstellar travel so that fate becomes a shared one. 😉

  38. The European says:
    October 10, 2013 at 8:19 am  (Quote)

    Again a good one:

    /quote
    After the L.A. Dodgers eliminated the Atlanta Braves on Monday to advance to the National League Championship Series, Braves fan Paul Kaplan wrote to his congressman, Rep. Jack Kingston.

    “Like you, I’m sure, I am profoundly disappointed that the Atlanta Braves lost the NLDS last night,” Kaplan wrote. “And to the Dodgers — a bunch of California liberals!”

    “This outrage cannot be allowed to stand. But the system has failed us. We tried to resolve this issue through traditional means: In last night’s game alone, we must have sent batters to the plate at least 40 times. But just because we couldn’t score enough runs, the Dodgers refuse to relinquish the title — and worse, they won’t even discuss it.”

    Applying government-shutdown thinking to the problem, Kaplan concludes that “Congress should outlaw Major League Baseball until the Dodgers cave.”

    /endquote

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/10/master-negotiators-assess-budget-gridlock/2957679/

  39. donna says:
    October 10, 2013 at 11:15 am  (Quote)

    tweet of the day from the ONION:

    Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/psychiatrists-deeply-concerned-for-5-of-americans,34163/?ref=auto

  40. misha marinsky says:
    October 10, 2013 at 12:54 pm  (Quote)

    Calling Orly Taitz: NJ rabbi, wife surrender to kidnap charge in bizarre divorce-forcing scheme

    Is this the Jewish version of the Sopranos? That takes place in Jersey, too.

    Story: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/new-jersey-rabbi-wife-surrender-kidnap-charge-bizarre-divorce-forcing-scheme-article-1.157294#ixzz2hL4MYxDB

  41. The European says:
    October 10, 2013 at 4:58 pm  (Quote)

    A Jewish divorce is possible only with consent. Sometimes you must help a bit until someone consents. A lot of women have similar experiences when it comes to sex. And the GOP needs some help to consent to some political decisions.

    How about sending out that rabbi to kidnap Boner and make him consent to a clean vote ?

  42. Crustacean says:
    October 10, 2013 at 6:22 pm  (Quote)

    For fans of Stephen Colbert: the Seattle Police Dept prepared an open letter in response to Colbert’s segment accusing the SPD of encouraging marijuana use.

    “We sincerely hope this clarifies any confusion for you, Mr. Colbert . As to your final point, debating whether marijuana decriminalization will provide a much-needed tax revenue boost, we can confirm that Initiative 502 has been a boon for our local restaurant industry. Currently, you have to get on a three-month-long waiting list just to order a pizza.

    “Your partner in anti-crime,

    “The Seattle Police Department”

    http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2013/10/09/an-open-letter-to-stephen-colbert-and-colbert-nation/

  43. misha marinsky says:
    October 10, 2013 at 8:03 pm  (Quote)

    The European: Sometimes you must “help a bit” until someone consents.

    FIFY

    BTW, my mother re-married, and my step-father was Orthodox. It was the marriage from hell. Nothing was ever kosher enough, nothing was ever clean enough, nothing was ever good enough.

    When he died, my mother literally said to me “I’m free.”

  44. US Citizen says:
    October 10, 2013 at 8:11 pm  (Quote)

    This analog is making the rounds lately:

    “So, Imagine that the company you work for held a poll, and asked everyone if they thought it would be a good idea to put a soda machine in the break room. The poll came back, and the majority of your colleagues said “Yes”, indicating that they would like a soda machine. Some said no, but the majority said yes. So, a week later, there’s a soda machine. Now imagine that Bill in accounting voted against the soda machine. He has a strong hatred for caffeinated soft drinks, thinks they are bad you you, whatever. He campaigns throughout the office to get the machine removed. Well, management decides “OK, we’ll ask again” and again, the majority of people say “Yes, lets keep the soda machine.” Bill continues to campaign, and management continues to ask the employees, and every time, the answer is in favor of the soda machine. This happens, lets say… 35 times. Eventually, Bill says “OK, I’M NOT PROCESSING PAYROLL ANYMORE UNTIL THE SODA MACHINE IS REMOVED”, so nobody will get paid unless management removes the machine. What should we do???

    Answer: Fire Bill and get someone who will do the fucking job.

    Bonus: Bill tells everyone that he was willing to “Negotiate”, to come to a solution where everyone got their payroll checks, but only so long as that negotiation capitulated to his demand to remove the soda machine.

    Bill is a fucking jackass.”

  45. Rickey says:
    October 10, 2013 at 8:14 pm  (Quote)

    There are signs that the Republicans are blinking as their poll numbers continue to drop to historic lows.

    http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/10/20903624-nbcwsj-poll-shutdown-debate-damages-gop?lite

  46. CarlOrcas says:
    October 10, 2013 at 8:44 pm  (Quote)

    Rickey: There are signs that the Republicans are blinking as their poll numbers continue to drop to historic lows.

    The next year is going to be ugly for all incumbents. The problem vis a vis the Tea Party folks is that most are in gerrymandered districts that may not be susceptible to the discontent that is growing in the rest of the country.

  48. Birther Weary says:
    October 10, 2013 at 10:31 pm  (Quote)

    Sharon Rondeau and ORYR get punked again, this time by their own side at Redstate.com

    ” Report: Obama Regime to Close
    Down I-495 for Trucker Protest
    HAS OBAMA BECOME “THE FUHRER?””

    http://www.birtherreport.com/2013/10/shock-report-team-obama-to-close-down-i.html

    Morons.

  49. CarlOrcas says:
    October 10, 2013 at 11:25 pm  (Quote)

    Birther Weary: Morons

    There’s an understatement for the ages.

    Anyone who has lived in Washington for more than a day, or looked at a map of the area for about fifteen minutes, knows that 495 does not run through or into the district and there are dozens of streets and highways that funnel traffic into the district from Maryland and Virginia.

    And, of course, the original piece on Redstate.com was satire and the writer is now apologizing for it and trying to explain to folks what satire is. Oh my!

  50. bovril says:
    October 11, 2013 at 5:55 am  (Quote)

    The latest pile of cack from the world of the deluded…..

    Over at ORYR and percolating through the rest of the Reichwing web space is the latest claim from “Dr” Jim Garrow

    It appears Old Dr Jim is now revealing that Obama had not only Breitbart killed but also Tom Clancy

    Obama’s administration is made up of Marxist Muslims who all take their orders from Senior Adviser to the President, Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett.

    All the worlds intelligence agencies know the President is a Mooslem, Commie, Marxist implant funded by the Saudi royal family

    Every single record and piece of paper around the President is forged

    etc etc etc

    The interesting part is Dr Jum now says he is a 45 year member of the CIA a well as apparently a Noble Peace Prize nominee

    Curiously the CIA never confirms or denies ever that anyone is or was a member and the nominee list is not released for 50 years so, basically he’s a lying sack of poo…still he’s a Birfer so, qu’elle suprise

  51. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:08 am  (Quote)

    Site statistics have been updated through September 23. After a sharp drop in page views following the beginning of Obama’s 2nd term, site activity has been relatively steady. I anticipated more of a decline.

    http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/visitor-guide/site-statistics/

  52. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:11 am  (Quote)

    It’s not that hard to be a Nobel nominee.

    bovril: The interesting part is Dr Jum now says he is a 45 year member of the CIA a well as apparently a Noble Peace Prize nominee

  53. Keith says:
    October 11, 2013 at 7:44 am  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    It’s not that hard to be a Nobel nominee.

    And you can help an eminently deserving nominee…
    A Nobel Prize for Pete Seeger

  54. JPotter says:
    October 11, 2013 at 9:41 am  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy: It’s not that hard to be a Nobel nominee.

    Yup, just takes a nominator. A local debt-collector was nominated this year, for his unusually helpful approach to that business. He does great work, but beating out an entire world full of worthies is a big task.

    Seeger has my (non-existent) vote!

  55. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 9:44 am  (Quote)

    Read about the nut-job triumvirate that links birtherism, gun rights, and Islamophobia:

    “Outside the spectacle, the protest boasts a top-notch cast of characters. Its chief spokeswoman is Zeeda Andrews, a former country singer who Gawker says has distinguished herself more in recent years through ‘a nice mélange of right-wing shouting, Islamophobia, and crackpot conspiracy theorizing.’ In a YouTube commentary on the Benghazi attack, she said, ‘call me crazy but, Osama Bin Laden is our President Obama. Do your research.’ Okay, Andrews, we’ll do some fact-checking and get back to you. A parallel protest on the west coast has been planned by conservative radio host Peter Santilli; Santilli’s newest business parntner is Pennsylvania police chief Mark Kessler, who made headlines this summer for telling ‘all you libtards’ to ‘take it in the ass’ on camera. When Kessler was fired from his job at the end of September, Santilli set him up with a radio show.”

    http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115150/shut-down-america-truckers-take-dc

  56. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 9:51 am  (Quote)

    The Magic M: Indeed, if somebody asks me what first comes to mind when I hear “Bismarck”, I say “the battleship from WWII”.

    I say the Pickelhaube.

  57. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 11, 2013 at 10:04 am  (Quote)

    Arthur: I say the Pickelhaube.

    Someday I’ll convince WIlford Brimley to wear one of those…some day.

  58. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 10:17 am  (Quote)

    Andrew Vrba, PmG: Someday I’ll convince WIlford Brimley to wear one of those…some day.

    Just tell him the “pickel” is a part of his diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical.

  59. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 10:20 am  (Quote)

    JPotter: Seeger has my (non-existent) vote!

    Mine, too. He’s been an advocate for peace for many decades and is a true American hero.

  60. Rickey says:
    October 11, 2013 at 10:53 am  (Quote)

    Keith: And you can help an eminently deserving nominee…
    A Nobel Prize for Pete Seeger

    Pete Seeger lives a few miles from me and I see him from time to time at local events. Sadly, his wife of 69 years died three months ago.

  61. Rickey says:
    October 11, 2013 at 10:55 am  (Quote)

    Arthur:
    A parallel protest on the west coast has been planned by conservative radio host Peter Santilli; Santilli’s newest business parntner is Pennsylvania police chief Mark Kessler, who made headlines this summer for telling ‘all you libtards’ to ‘take it in the ass’ on camera. When Kessler was fired from his job at the end of September, Santilli set him up with a radio show.”

    Kessler’s disciplinary hearing last night was cut short after an attendee dropped a semi-automatic pistol on the floor.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gun-mishap-cuts-short-anti-libtard-police-chief-s-disciplinary-hearing

    The crazy runs deep.

  62. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 12:35 pm  (Quote)

    Rickey: Kessler’s disciplinary hearing last night was cut short after an attendee dropped a semi-automatic pistol on the floor.

    Isn’t there some way all these idiots could be taken to some lonely corner of Oklahoma and left to accidentally shoot each other?

  63. JPotter says:
    October 11, 2013 at 1:26 pm  (Quote)

    Arthur: Isn’t there some way all these idiots could be taken to some lonely corner of Oklahoma and left to accidentally shoot each other?

    As a resident (gods help me) of Okieland, I …. can’t work up the resentment to resent that remark. It has to happen somewhere. And the lonely corners are on the opposite side of the state anyway. Plenty of desolation centered on the end of the panhandle (all the emptiest parts of TX, OK, NM, KS, and CO conveniently come together right there), just don’t let the “accidental” purge disrupt the astronomy festival in Kenton.

  64. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 2:13 pm  (Quote)

    JPotter: As a resident (gods help me) of Okieland, I …. can’t work up the resentment to resent that remark.

    First, I wrote, “North Dakota,” then switched it to “Kansas.” I changed it to “Oklahoma,” thinking, “Maybe, JPotter will have something to say about this.”

  65. JPotter says:
    October 11, 2013 at 2:19 pm  (Quote)

    Arthur: First, I wrote, “North Dakota,” then switched it to “Kansas.” I changed it to “Oklahoma,” thinking, “Maybe, JPotter will have something to say about this.”

    Agh! You got me. Wounded, I am, shown to be a manipulable fool 😛

  66. justlw says:
    October 11, 2013 at 2:56 pm  (Quote)

    From the twitfeed:

    http://thelastgreatstand.com/lgs/2013/10/11/barack-obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate/

    Wherein we can read much exciting news!

    First, a Texas congressman’s autopen is more than happy to stoke the fevered dreams of ORYR denizen “Dougster” with a letter that totally says the frogs are lined up and ready to roll!

    Rep. Kenny Marchant, who has apparently only been a blip on the radar here once in 2010, has an official photo that looks uncannily like the picture of Flounder that the Deltas immediately start throwing things at.

    But he thanks “Dougster” “…for contacting me regarding your desire for articles of impeachment to be brought against the President.” He continues with a heartfelt completely spontaneous original personal note:

    “When considering the issues before me, it is very important to know the views and concerns of my constituents.”

    It’s this sort of personal touch that endears Our Congress to We, the People!

    Representative Kent, er, Kenny continues:

    “There are currently investigations underway in the House, the Senate, and at the FBI… Namely, the President is under the most scrutiny and will have to face the truth of what we know to be fact in the many investigations.”

    So there you have it. Impeachment looms!

    We also get yet another trip down memory lane, with not one but two Kenyan birth certificates, and what I believe is the CDR Kerchner fantasy tale of Obama’s birth — as now told by Obama’s grandmother.

    All in all, a fine effort. Kudos, Last Great Stand. Any day now!

  67. gorefan says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:20 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. C.

    Carl Gallups and Mike Zullo say you are the ramrod of the antibirthers

    http://www.1330weby.com/index.php/listen-live

  68. Dr Kenneth noisewater says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:31 pm  (Quote)

    Zullo is smearing foggy and doc c today.

  69. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:42 pm  (Quote)

    Ramrod?

    1. a rod for ramming down the charge of a muzzleloading firearm.
    2. a cleaning rod for the barrel of a firearm.
    3. a rigid, strict disciplinarian.
    4. a boss.

    OK, Obots, get over to my house and mow the grass. Oh, and my back porch needs painting. Hop to it.

    gorefan: Carl Gallups and Mike Zullo say you are the ramrod of the antibirthers

  70. gorefan says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:52 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy: Ramrod?

    And NBC is a foreigner.

  71. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm  (Quote)

    Polls say: ObamaCare has more approval than the Republican Party.

    Real Clear Politics aggregate approval for ObamaCare: 38%
    NBC/Wall Street Journal Poll approval of Republicans: 24%
    Real Clear Politics aggregate approval for Congress: 10.5%

  72. Crustacean says:
    October 11, 2013 at 7:09 pm  (Quote)

    Doc, if I lived near you, I’d be there, lickety split!

    Heck, if you had enough beer in the cooler, I’d paint the front porch, too! 🙂

    Dr. Conspiracy: OK, Obots, get over to my house and mow the grass. Oh, and my back porch needs painting. Hop to it.

  73. misha marinsky says:
    October 11, 2013 at 7:11 pm  (Quote)

    Birther Weary: ” Report: Obama Regime to Close Down I-495 for Trucker Protest

    Convoy, shutdown effort dubbed ‘bust’ by national press

    As reported earlier by Overdrive, about 30 trucks showed up Friday, Oct. 11, to the Capital Beltway this morning as part of the planned convoy around Washington’s I-495.

    http://www.overdriveonline.com/convoy-shutdown-effort-dubbed-bust-by-national-press/

  74. gorefan says:
    October 11, 2013 at 7:56 pm  (Quote)

    Here is the whole interview:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn2PUplAsec&feature=player_embedded

    Gallups keeps getting Dr. C confused with Foggy.

  75. Northland10 says:
    October 11, 2013 at 7:56 pm  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    OK, Obots, get over to my house and mow the grass. Oh, and my back porch needs painting. Hop to it.

    If we mow your grass, how will you think up new articles?

  76. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 8:29 pm  (Quote)

    gorefan: Gallups keeps getting Dr. C confused with Foggy.

    I’m not surprised; many people have confused Gallups for a human being.

  77. CarlOrcas says:
    October 11, 2013 at 8:42 pm  (Quote)

    JPotter: And the lonely corners are on the opposite side of the state anyway. Plenty of desolation centered on the end of the panhandle (all the emptiest parts of TX, OK, NM, KS, and CO conveniently come together right there),

    My father’s parents homesteaded in Beaver County about 100 years ago. They’re welcome to the old sod house…..if it’s still standing.

  78. CarlOrcas says:
    October 11, 2013 at 9:02 pm  (Quote)

    Dr Kenneth noisewater: Zullo is smearing foggy and doc c today.

    And they’re going crazy on ORYR!

    FALCON is teetering on the edge of making terroristic threats. http://www.birtherreport.com/2013/10/team-arpaio-another-congressman-engaged.html#idc-cover

    Surely, you’re smart enough to know that they have the person that made the birth certificate and he’s a member of Fagbow. Apparently, one of them decided to start cooperating and they have a mole in Fagbow.

    It’s gonna be a treat to watch them implode and go to jail.

    RC might get Breitbart’d.

    Same with the guy he was responding to – JockPatriot – who says “Thank God Commander Zullo said they’re throwing the kill switch on them. ”

    All of this just before 9 pm eastern time.

  79. Arthur says:
    October 11, 2013 at 9:23 pm  (Quote)

    CarlOrcas: All of this just before 9 pm eastern time.

    And this from Falcon,

    “Davidson exposed as the providing software for identity fraud and birth certificates. As I said a long time ago. All on a ZeroX 666-7779. US Technologies – QSTVRS.”

  80. nbc says:
    October 12, 2013 at 2:33 am  (Quote)

    gorefan: And NBC is a foreigner.

    Oh my. At least they appear to have accepted my findings 🙂

    Did I just hear that RC continues to confirm further aspects? Poor Zullo must be going crazy…

    And why is he sharing ‘criminal investigative information’ with an outsider like Gallups?

    Is it because it is not a criminal investigation at all? The MCSO seems to agree…

  81. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 12, 2013 at 6:35 am  (Quote)

    That should be “QS Technologies,” the company I headed for a while. QSTVRS (QS Technologies Vital Records System) was used under a variety names by the vital records agencies in several states. If anything, QSTVRS prevents fraud, not facilitates it, through it’s strict controls and detailed activity logging features. Nothing about Xerox in that software, though.

    Arthur: “Davidson exposed as the providing software for identity fraud and birth certificates. As I said a long time ago. All on a ZeroX 666-7779. US Technologies – QSTVRS.”

  82. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 12, 2013 at 7:05 am  (Quote)

    Somebody on ORYR posted this link to Obama discussing the release of his birth certificate on the Oprah Winfrey Show. I’ve added it to the site’s video bookmarks.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/8479377/Barack-Obama-shows-birth-certificate-on-Oprah-Winfrey-Show.html

  83. CarlOrcas says:
    October 12, 2013 at 10:40 am  (Quote)

    Arthur: And this from Falcon,

    “Davidson exposed as the providing software for identity fraud and birth certificates. As I said a long time ago. All on a ZeroX 666-7779. US Technologies – QSTVRS.”

    Yes, I saw that one later.

    As long as I have been participating here I recall Doc saying he had experience in the field and that was the source of his initial interest in the issue. No surprise there and easily confirmed with Mr. Google…..if I’d cared to.

    That gets directly to one of the problems (among many) with conspiracy nuts and that is their suspicion of, or dismissal of, any person with real knowledge in the field in question. And now that all their other theories about Obama’s birth certificate have turned into fairy dust they are turning on the people who made that happen.

    Who better to have really done the dirty deed than the folks who made you look so foolish? Transparent and pathetic.

  84. gorefan says:
    October 12, 2013 at 11:02 am  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy: Somebody on ORYR posted this link to Obama discussing the release of his birth certificate on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

    The sad thing is President Obama was just about to explain how they originally got the short form birth certificate, when Oprah cuts him off to make a lame joke.

    BTW, I believe the poster of the video – Birther1 – runs the wheresobamasbirthcertificate website.

  85. h2ooflife.wordpress.com/ says:
    October 12, 2013 at 11:47 am  (Quote)

    NEWS RELEASE…NOW ONLINE….FRONTPAGE REPORT…

    “WHY BABY OBAMA WAS BORN IN VANCOUVER”

    ~The Seattle Scenario~

    Reverse Engineering the Dunham-Obama Timeline & Story

    A Tale of Three Theories:
    read it and weep.
    http://h2ooflife.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/reverse-engineering-dunham-obama/ Part 1

  86. donna says:
    October 12, 2013 at 1:01 pm  (Quote)

    what happened to the mississippi case? where’s judge moore?

  87. CarlOrcas says:
    October 12, 2013 at 1:57 pm  (Quote)

    donna:
    what happened to the mississippi case? where’s judge moore?

    Alabama? Just checked with Mr. Google and nary a word about the case. Not sure how to check filings on the court site. Anyone with login access might check for us and see if anything happened yesterday.

  88. Rickey says:
    October 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm  (Quote)

    CarlOrcas: Alabama? Just checked with Mr. Google and nary a word about the case. Not sure how to check filings on the court site. Anyone with login access might check for us and see if anything happened yesterday.

    BamaLaw over at The Fogbow reported that there was no decision yesterday.

    Decisions are posted every Friday afternoon here:

    http://alabamaappellatewatch.com/

    Apparently there is no way of determining when a decision is likely to come down.

  89. Sef says:
    October 12, 2013 at 2:28 pm  (Quote)

    CarlOrcas: Surely, you’re smart enough to know that they have the person that made the birth certificate and he’s a member of Fagbow

    I suppose it’s entirely possible that an employee of the HDOH has visited or is a member of TFB. More likely, they have a life to live rather than spend it on birther cr*p.

  90. Sef says:
    October 12, 2013 at 2:32 pm  (Quote)

    Northland10: If we mow your grass, how will you think up new articles?

    I do my best thinking while sitting on my John Deere. The engine noise drowns out all the incessant birds’ singing.

  91. Sef says:
    October 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm  (Quote)

    gorefan:
    Dr. C.

    Carl Gallups and Mike Zullo say you are the ramrod of the antibirthers

    http://www.1330weby.com/index.php/listen-live

    I doubt that Gallups has the foggiest idea what Hoppe’s #9 is.

  92. CarlOrcas says:
    October 12, 2013 at 3:41 pm  (Quote)

    Rickey: BamaLaw over at The Fogbow reported that there was no decision yesterday.

    Decisions are posted every Friday afternoon here:

    http://alabamaappellatewatch.com/

    Apparently there is no way of determining when a decision is likely to come down.

    Thanks.

  93. CarlOrcas says:
    October 12, 2013 at 3:45 pm  (Quote)

    Sef: Hoppe’s #9

    Wow!! There’s a memory. I haven’t cleaned a gun for nearly 30 years and I can smell it like it was yesterday.

  94. Sef says:
    October 12, 2013 at 3:47 pm  (Quote)

    CarlOrcas: Wow!! There’s a memory. I haven’t cleaned a gun for nearly 30 years and I can smell it like it was yesterday.

    More like 50 for me, but the same memory.

  95. Arthur says:
    October 12, 2013 at 5:36 pm  (Quote)

    The creepiest judge in California, Garry Kreep, as been demoted:

    “San Diego Judge Gary Kreep, a conservative legal activist who led a failed fight to challenge President Obama’s citizenship, has been exiled to traffic court after several Superior Court rulings favoring defendants’ constitutional rights.

    “Kreep, 63, was reassigned on Sept. 9 from the downtown San Diego courthouse to a Kearny Mesa facility that handles traffic offenses and small claims.”

    http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2013/Oct/11/judge-gary-kreep-birther-traffic-court/

  96. donna says:
    October 12, 2013 at 5:59 pm  (Quote)

    CarlOrcas: Alabama? Just checked with Mr. Google and nary a word about the case. Not sure how to check filings on the court site. Anyone with login access might check for us and see if anything happened yesterday.

    grazie mille!!!!!

    Rickey: Apparently there is no way of determining when a decision is likely to come down.

    a toi aussi!!!!!

    Arthur: The creepiest judge in California, Garry Kreep, as been demoted

    best news of the day!!!!

    “Kreep would occasionally make inappropriate comments, such as mentioning the appearance (of) a female lawyer”

    seriously???????

  97. Sef says:
    October 12, 2013 at 5:59 pm  (Quote)

    Arthur: Kearny Mesa facility

    OMG, there’s a propane plant right next door to that CH. If this were Arlen, TX I would think this assignment would be a death warrant for Kreep.

  98. Arthur says:
    October 12, 2013 at 7:48 pm  (Quote)

    Sef: OMG, there’s a propane plant right next door to that CH. If this were Arlen, TX I would think this assignment would be a death warrant for Kreep.

    Arlen?! I tell you what, Arlen is “a special place where propane and lawn mowers run free.”

  99. justlw says:
    October 12, 2013 at 9:33 pm  (Quote)

    Comment from the Kreep article:

    Edward C Noonan California State University, Sacramento

    Judge Gary Kreep was my attorney in my CA Primary Ballot Challenge of the illegal alien called Mr. Barry Soetoro, aka BHO in 2012. Mr. Soetoro refused to answer our charges that he was ineligible to hold the office of POTUS and instead stipulated that the charges were true but requested that the case be dismissed because the Sacramento Judge agreed that Secretary of State Debra Bowen (an avid obot) did not have the duty to uphold the US Constitution……….. I noticed that UT COMMENT RULES are not being enforced. Is calling Mr. Kreep “CREEP” or a “birther” respectful? Your ridicule of my attorney offends me, and you are nothing more than cesspool bottom feeders and you should be ashamed of yourselves for having NO TRUE FACTS to back up your sorry statements.

  100. Dave says:
    October 12, 2013 at 11:02 pm  (Quote)

    In breaking news: Sarah Palin announced that she will attend the “Million Veteran March” organized by birther Larry Bailey and featuring birther-curious Rep. Steve Stockman. vetmarch.org says she’s not just attending but is now the top billed speaker.

    I am surprised. Although her appearance should increase the crowd size by at least an order of magnitude, it still shows every sign of being too small a crowd for her to bother with.

  101. justlw says:
    October 13, 2013 at 12:51 am  (Quote)

    Dave: it still shows every sign of being too small a crowd for her to bother with.

    But, but… WND says this will be a “Super-Rally”!

    Not to worry, though. She’s still got hours left to up and quit.

  102. Rickey says:
    October 13, 2013 at 3:59 pm  (Quote)

    Palin and Cruz showed up. The Washington Times says that “hundreds” or protestors were there today.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/13/hundreds-protesters-storm-wwii-memorial-lafayette-/

  103. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 13, 2013 at 4:44 pm  (Quote)

    I’ve had better things to do than yawn at birther stuff today. I was too busy deciding which Android Micro PC I wanna buy. Saturday was a slow birther day, so I can’t imagine Sunday being any more imaginative.

  104. Arthur says:
    October 13, 2013 at 8:36 pm  (Quote)

    Larry “Despicable Me” Klayman is trying to insert himself into the government shutdown in a most despicable way–by accusing President Obama of being a Muslim:

    Larry Klayman Tells Obama ‘To Put The Quran Down’ At Veterans Rally

    “Larry Klayman . . . said the country is ‘ruled by a president who bows down to Allah,’ and ‘is not a president of “we the people.”

    “‘I call upon all of you to wage a second American nonviolent revolution, to use civil disobedience, and to demand that this president leave town, to get up, to put the Quran down, to get up off his knees, and to figuratively come up with his hands out,’ he said.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/13/larry-klayman-obama-quran_n_4094589.html

  105. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 13, 2013 at 8:44 pm  (Quote)

    I’d pay good money to see the look on KKKlayman’s face, if when at one of these rallys, someone asks him loud enough so everyone can hear, why he pleaded the fifth on the charges of molesting his own kids.

    Also those nutty truckers are essentially pulling a Charlie Sheen “WINNING!” on their facebook page. Despite reality saying otherwise, they’re calling their embarrassment of a rally a success.

  106. Keith says:
    October 14, 2013 at 2:10 am  (Quote)

    Dave: In breaking news: Sarah Palin announced that she will attend the “Million Veteran March”…

    Yeah, I understand she went somewhere where there were lots of Vets so she could berate politicians for using Vets as stage props.

  107. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 14, 2013 at 9:19 am  (Quote)

    I see that I have been Zotted again at the Free Republic.

  108. JPotter says:
    October 14, 2013 at 9:28 am  (Quote)

    Dr. Conspiracy:
    I see that I have been Zotted again at the Free Republic.

    How many times is that now? A FREEPstats blog could be fun.

  109. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 14, 2013 at 10:06 am  (Quote)

    Orly is back on her “Everything bad that happens, does so, because Obama had a hand in it!” kick. Over the weekend, EBT went down in some states, due to some glitch. In her mind it was “Obama’s regime” trying to start riots.
    Honestly I wish Obama WOULD give her something to cry about. Like a secret service visit.

  110. JPotter says:
    October 14, 2013 at 10:58 am  (Quote)

    Andrew Vrba, PmG: EBT went down in some states,

    Aren’t those federally-funded, state-administered programs? Guessing it was a network or clearinghouse issue, had nothing to do with the shutdown?

  111. Andrew Vrba, PmG says:
    October 14, 2013 at 12:17 pm  (Quote)

    JPotter: Aren’t those federally-funded, state-administered programs? Guessing it was a networkor clearinghouse issue, had nothing to do with the shutdown?

    It was a software or hardware malfunction. That was it. Nothing dark or sinister about it. Which, to Orly’s 60/40 Grade D hamburger brain, equates to evil gub’ment interference.
    Birthers are always seeing bogey men where there are only shadows. Its self-inflicted dementia. A while back Cody Robert Judy claimed that a tire blowout he had was an assassination attempt on his person.

  112. MN-Skeptic says:
    October 14, 2013 at 1:05 pm  (Quote)

    Andrew Vrba, PmG:
    I’d pay good money to see the look on KKKlayman’s face, if when at one of these rallys, someone asks him loud enough so everyone can hear, why he pleaded the fifth on the charges of molesting his own kids.

    Also those nutty truckers are essentially pulling a Charlie Sheen “WINNING!” on their facebook page. Despite reality saying otherwise, they’re calling their embarrassment of a rally a success.

    I don’t post a lot at Free Republic, but I have recently found a great deal of personal satisfaction by adding keywords to certain articles. For example, articles about Klayman now have the keyword “ambulancechaser” attached to them. (When searching for that keyword, I discovered that it was not a unique keyword to me.) “Ohgoodlord” is the keyword now for some outrageous articles 🙂 . I’ve added the keyword “winning” on some posts, mostly meant in sarcasm. I don’t know if they track who adds which keywords, so I haven’t overdone it, but I may start pushing it because I don’t really care if I get zotted.

  113. justlw says:
    October 14, 2013 at 3:05 pm  (Quote)

    I was pinging around various Obot web sites, and ran across the “The Many Lies of Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups” FB page, which poses the perennial question, “How does the information on the pdf version of the lfbc differ from the information on the original lfbc?”

    Janet Berger explains that there is no spoon original birth certificate, and goes on to elaborate, with one of the most awesome comments ever posted anywhere ever:

    Microfish has never surfaced

    I want a T-shirt. I want a five-year-old child, or perhaps Janet Berger, to illustrate it. Here. Read it again.

    Microfish has never surfaced

    I think that says it all. Microfish. He has never surfaced. Because he’s a fish. It’s like a superpower, I think.

    I’m sorry. It’s either this or work.

  114. JPotter says:
    October 14, 2013 at 4:21 pm  (Quote)

    justlw: Microfish has never surfaced

    Is that because microfish, being so very small, fall right in between the water molecules, like plinko chips, all the way to the bottom?

    Poor microfish.

  115. JPotter says:
    October 14, 2013 at 6:09 pm  (Quote)

    Andrew Vrba, PmG: It was a software or hardware malfunction.

    XEROX strikes again! :O

    Xerox Restores Access To EBT System After Outage

  116. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 14, 2013 at 6:29 pm  (Quote)

    A comment was left on the blog and flagged as Spam by the software. It had as its avatar a photo of Andy Martin. The comment was accidentally deleted. If the commenter reads this, please resubmit the comment.

  117. charo says:
    October 14, 2013 at 8:06 pm  (Quote)

    A warning to anyone with higher level technical skills who is bored and only wants to counter perceived racist/homophobic comments by hacking into users’ accounts to change the comments:

    http://www.kentucky.com/2013/10/14/2875848/northern-ky-man-headed-to-prison.html

    He also was ordered to pay $21,000 in restitution to Sodahead.com.

  118. RanTalbott says:
    October 15, 2013 at 5:47 am  (Quote)

    Actually, microfish surface quite often. But, as with fairies, only people with an open mind and an open heart can see them.

    Which pretty much rules out birthers.

  119. JPotter says:
    October 15, 2013 at 12:13 pm  (Quote)

    charo: Sodahead.com.

    He had to pay sodahead? Ouch.

  120. charo says:
    October 15, 2013 at 12:37 pm  (Quote)

    JPotter: He had to pay sodahead? Ouch.

    It looks that way. I thought the sentence was rather harsh all around. Some punishment was necessary but to this degree? I suppose it will deter future bad acts of this kind.

  121. Dr. Conspiracy says:
    October 15, 2013 at 4:25 pm  (Quote)

    A new blog feature has been added, the Reality Check Radio index. It’s under the “Resources” menu.

    http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/index-to-reality-check-radio/

    No promise that it will be maintained.

  123. The European says:
    October 15, 2013 at 5:04 pm  (Quote)

    Joel Gilbert has some time to kill (I guess more than just “some”)

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2013/10/15/birther_director_claims_that_cory_booker_does_not_live_in_newark.html

    Enjoy !

  124. donna says:
    October 15, 2013 at 7:16 pm  (Quote)

    Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly: Under Law You Have To Be Born In USA To Be President

    http://cdrkerchner.wordpress.com/2013/10/15/fox-news-bill-oreilly-under-law-you-have-to-be-born-in-usa-to-be-president/

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