Birther says
Today’s Quote of the Day came from William, writing at Birther Report:
Besides, 2 of the main Obots (possibly more now) have already rolled over. Their followers are simply too stupid to know it – Yet…
Being a slow news day, I decided to break out the PULP-O-MIZER and try to express William’s sentiment graphically.
I’ve gotten many, many comments at BR suggesting that the Obots should turn themselves in to the Cold Case Posse (as if they had any authority as law enforcement) to avoid being killed by the Obama Administration, a fate they call “Fuddied” after Hawaii Department of Health’s Loretta Fuddy who died following a plane crash late last year.
I’ve been getting comments at BR saying that I should make an advance directive that my body be autopsied (comment deleted during recent purge at BR). I want to donate my body for medical education.
BR’s latest article is titled “FF: Sheriff Joe Obama ID Fraud Investigation: They Know Who Forged Obama Birth Certificate.” I don’t think Zullo actually said that, but the birthers took Zullo’s comments that way. Gallups said:
The second thing that Mike Zullo revealed was that he again spoke on behalf of Joe Arpaio, assuring America that they are now honing in on “the group responsible for the forging of the fake document.”
The birthers responded (names not included to protect the disabled):
Obots, you’re next.
Cut a deal with Zullo, before the regime Fuddies you.Dr Casket, are you really sitting at a computer connected to the web right now?
Do you understand NSA knows where you are, and your Fuddying is likely to happen at any moment?
Call Zullo ASAP, and offer to testify against the other Obots.Time is soon one way or the other. Obots need to watch their backs If Zullo don’t get them Patriots will but in the end if Zullo and Patriots fail Obama will have their heads.
Yep, BOTH sides want to ‘get’ the Obots.
Patriots want Obots convicted/hanged.
Ostapo wants Obots ‘permanently silenced.’yup, poor obots, nobody wants them anymore. I read on freerepublic that someone close to obozo is considering sticking obots that have fallen out of favour into femacamps previously reserved for patriots. there they will receive extra humiliating “therapy” explaining them how they have fallen short of gaymarxistkenyan principles. they will wish to have fallen into the hands of patriots instead ..
Dr Casket,
Watch out for exploding tampons.Hmm, I wonder if some of the obots already testified to a secret grand jury. I wonder.
Obots, run away, run away as fast as you can. Forgers known, universe shattering information is COURT ROOM ready. Learn something from Loretta Fuddy.
I have gotten to the point that I am not going to advise obots to seek a deal with law enforcement. If they are stupid enough to not realize the gravity of the situation and exercise a little self-preservation, then please come to BR and continue to spew your disinformation, your lame attempts to discourage us, and your desperate ranting. The party is about to start and if you’ve aided and abetted or had direct knowledge of the commission of these crimes you will go from “persons of interest” to “persons incarcerated”.
Triple-V,
I want Obots to cut a deal with Zullo, b/c after the Regime has the Obots fuddied, we may never know what the heck happened.
It could turn into another ‘Who shot JFK’ mystery for the next 100 years.
Every Obot is a valuable source of intel. They exist for a reason, and we need them alive and talking to whatever genuine law enforcement still exists in the USA.
After they spill their guts, we should execute them. Or, if they prove instrumental in taking down hundreds of Marxist traitors in the Regime and FedGov, then maybe they win a deal for Life In Prison with no chance of parole.
If I knew nothing about birthers and read all that, I would think it was some weird satire or part of some bizarre story. It’s so far removed from reality, it’s hard to say how much of that is being written by punkers and how much is written by True Believers.
In any case, lots of birther wet dreams in those posts.
There is literally nothing on the web for an Obot/anti-birther to read that is more entertaining than Birther Report.
Sorry Doc, you and Foggy come in 2nd and 3rd!
Only one or two of them really emphasize that. Of course, they don’t say that because they have any concern for our safety, as shown by the “they still must be executed” remarks. They really can’t think they’re scaring us into giving Zullo information, and why would he need more information in any event? Doesn’t he already have universe-shattering evidence? Haven’t at least two of us already rolled over and testified against the rest of us?
I’d put a smiley, but my conclusion is too evil for any smiley.
I think they say that only because it gives them the chance to say “fuddied” again and again. It’s a way of soiling the name of a really good woman, who died in a tragic accident, simply because she oversaw the release of the LFBC. The same guy who writes those sentiments the most also posted a photo of her with a caption which called Deliana Fuddy a bitch. It’s a chance for them to sully her memory over and over, and to persuade themselves — against all the facts and rational interpretation — that she really was killed by President Obama because she “knew something” and was about to cooperate with the Cream Cheese Posse. Doc has another thread going about how immoral the birthers truly are. This should be read together with that one. They just say “fuddied” because they are disgusting evil SCUM.
I’m far from a “main obot,” but yes, I admit it; I rolled over. The more compelling evidence that people dug up, the more I realized I had to do it.
And I confess that the fundamental question, the one that started it all — WHERE’S YOUR IRA CERTIFICATE? — finally couldn’t be ignored. Now my retirement funds are redistributed, and I can sleep soundly at night.
Phew! I’m glad I got that off my chest!
Delayed reaction to the Reilly Affair, no doubt. How brilliant; tired of being betrayed (and belittled for it), birfers project onto their perceived ‘enemy’.
Now c’mon, birfers have been ‘flipping’ (i.e. seeing the light) since the birf began. On some level, literally millions of birfers have flipped and scurried on.
Has any vocal anti-birther ever flipped to the Deranged Side? Ever?
Gotta be satire from a foreign Obot. Clue: he spelled it “favour”.
Shorter Birfoons: “Why do they laugh at my mighty sword?”
You got to roll with the punches.
Doc, what are you not telling us?
I’m rolling alright, all over the floor while laughing hysterically.
“Every Obot is a valuable source of intel. They exist for a reason, and we need them alive and talking to whatever genuine law enforcement still exists in the USA. ”
Shorter birfer: “we got nothing!”
I find this entirely funny. remember when foggy called into gallups and zullo only for them to ask nothing and hang up. the ccp is too afraid to talk to obots
Birther writes: Dr Casket, Watch out for exploding tampons.
These folks are just obsessed with bodily orifices and functions. I think we need a blog shrink, Doc, to explain to us what it means.
Not really. I can explain it a bit.
Birthers are far more gullible than we ever thought. They think Doc has a high incidence rate of purchasing and using tampons and thus this tool would make a great weapon, except and unless Doc uses pads. 😛
Badly worded – cherry pickers wet dream.
Zullo & Company may want to explore the advisability of cutting a deal with the IRS. Are there any good tax advisers out in cyber space who would like to help the Cold Case Posse extricate themselves from the possible financial avalanche? Maybe the clown suit and clown nose would help break the ice?
Thanks for suggesting it, CG. Now we’re sure they won’t employ that tactic. LOL They’ll deem it non-trustworthy. 😛
Doc, you do realize there’s a typo on your otherwise delightful pulp cover? Or is “fee” instead of “flee” deliberate? There’s probably a joke in there somewhere; we know there’s a lot of money involved. But it doesn’t make a lot of sense syntactically, and your jokes usually work a lot better.
I have to say, after all these years I’m getting a bit sick of the whole topic of the birther insanity. These people need their own paranoid fantasies; if they didn’t have Obama, they’d fixate on something else threatening to their narrow idea of what this country should be like.
not to be confused with being “breitbarted”, the ultimate sacrifice that can be made by a patriot against the regime.
so don’t be a fuddy
used like a tart
t’is nobler to suffer
a la breitbart
burma shave
“Fee” was a typo, now corrected. Birthers can get old, which is why I try to lighten it up from time to time
For Obots being “of no concern”, they sure love to talk about them a lot.
I would love to turn myself in but I’ve already been sentenced and shot after Romney won the 2011 elections in a landslide so I can’t, except to the Ghost Police or the Zombie Posse. But I heard there was one honest judge who allows testimony via ouija board, so there.
In what strange universe does a regime bump off its supporters rather than its enemies? If President Obama really were in the business of assassination, the Cold Case Posse would surely be top of the hit list, and have perished miserably long ago.
But then we already knew that these folk are somewhat remote from reality.
“Besides, 2 of the main Obots (possibly more now) have already rolled over.”
Obots love ze rolling over. Roll roll roll in ze hay…
http://youtu.be/vqClWdOcWog
Was that you? Are you one of the obots that rolled over?? Are you… a rolling Paper???
May was a disaster for birthers. I bet June will be even more traumatic for them.
Disaster?? They got an unsealed affidavit from a copier salesman. If this was an episode of Law & Order, that would be all Sam Waterston would need to send us all up the river.
Are you implying that Vogt sells Old Glory insurance? 😉 I’m thinking of buying a policy for my parents. They’re in their seventies, and lets face it. Its harder to outrun killer robots at that age.
You’re crossing the streams!
But it’s true: robots are strong.
Dystopic societies built on unreality. Generally, that means dictatorships that pretend to be benevolent … Soviet Russia, North Korea, East Germany, China … modern examples of an old, old story. A movements organizes (or is implanted!), struggles to take power. Once power is taken, ownership of it, and the right to write the history of it, must be ‘clarified’. That is, consolidated via elimination. Those loyal supporters know all the dirty, embarrassing secrets. Once their knowers are dead, the secrets are down the memory hole. Or so the regimes always tell themselves.
And the nutters at BR believe the above is exactly what unfolded in the US in 2007-08, resulting in the election of Barack Obama LOL!
So you come to Doc’s blog. Well, alrighty then.
I’m not sick of the whole topic. I love to watch them squirm and overreact, but, I am sick of them being so foolish and fantasizing about the deaths of fellow citizens.
Gosh, I sure hope so!
Where is the evidence of this?
Two sentences later, JP said “(o)r so the regimes always tell themselves.”
He wasn’t making a case; he was ridiculing one.
I realize that. I was highlighting (for the benefit of any lurkers here) the fact that there is no evidence. I was opening that up to discussion. It’s something I do sometimes to fend off the birther disinformation campaign.
ROFL.
What’s a Popsse? 😉
Last night I said I had heard that Zullo was going to get a sharp reminder of who he’s (messing) with. (I won’t cuss on Doc’s blog, but I meant by the IRS.) Zullo has apparently misused his 501(c)(3), if Mr. Reilly’s story is accurate.
‘Course, people there threaten me and Doc every dang day, but they took that as a threat to Zullo, and suddenly everybody’s panties were in a twist, and several of them reported me to the CCCP. Horrors! 😀
Today Barry Soetoro ESQ called for the “Ostapo” to go ahead and kill some Obots. I called their attention to that. It would please me if I thought MCSO deputies were really reading that cesspool.
That’s alright, I reported that thread to the FBI.
OK, well I’m reporting them to the Galactic Grand Jury!
Knowingly or not, the latest post — a story by our buddy Randy Foreman, teenage moron, on Newsblaze.com — is highly insulting to Shurf Joe. It’s the ol’ “duck in the noose” analogy.
The duck in this case, of course, is President Obama. But Shurf Joe has made it crystal clear, he is NEVER going to be the one to put the duck in the noose. All he’s EVER going to do is hold the damn press conferences. He wants SOMEBODY ELSE to put the duck in the noose. He wants CONGRESS to put the duck in the noose. Or maybe he wants the MILITARY to put the duck in the noose. But Shurf Joe himself has NO INTENTION of trying to put the duck in the noose.
He’s SCARED of the duck. Hell, he’s scared to hold the damn press conferences!
I’m a little shocked that Bob Nelson posted that one. That’s really unfair to Shurf Joe.
I saw that thread, and all I could think is, in the unlikely event that they actually reported it to any actual authorities, and the even unlikelier event that those authorities bothered to go look at the blog, they would note that there was nothing remotely illegal about Foggy’s comments, but that every day other commenters make specific death threats against the President, other administration officials, Supreme Court Justices, Senators, and Representatives.
Bravo! The Birthers’ lack of evidence for almost every lunatic premise upon which their consequent lunatic accusations then inadequately rely, is a factor which would normally eliminate them as a candidate for interaction or rational discussion with sane people, such as most Obots seem to be.
I frustratingly point this out here from time to time, noting that it is only because they have, in forfeiting all pretense of truthfulness and honorable intentions shown that they are severely anti-social, and in this case, a serious potential threat to the named target of their obsessive hatred, our President, that we continue to interact at all with them.
I often refer here to this success they have in keeping our attention, as being, the “power of the lunatic”.
Because I haven’t ‘suffered such fools gladly’ during my life, it took me a while to realize that their embarrassing lack of evidence required them to just arbitrarily assert that any negative non-evidenced accusation they made , if against Obama, could not only “BE” evidence, it could “BE” powerful and irrefutably conclusive evidence – even “PROOF!”
And, maddeningly at first, (because it’s like realizing your opponent at checkers will always turn over the board to avoid losing) it became apparent that Birthers knew their lack of real evidence contrasted horribly with the pro-Obama evidence provided by reality, so they had to claim that real evidence confirming that Obama was eligible AND legal, had to be dismissed as being of “no importance!”
They are desperate to find ONE judge who is not a “traitor to the Constitution” and we know they would find that judge’s opinion, SUPREMELY IMPORTANT!” But judges deciding they are wrong in over 270 actions, MEANS NOTHING! NOTHING!
Again, in real life, except for maybe a beloved, demented aging relative, who would we continue to waste time interacting with who asserted such nonsense?
And they don’t seem to see how the blind hatred shows through their willingness to reprint as worthy of consideration, ANY negative assertion about the President or his family!
“LFBS Shocker! Hawaiian long-time champion age/weight/birthday guessing carnival worker says usurper Obama born in 1922 and guided in Japanese bombers for WW2 Pearl Harbor attack! Half-dead singer Bat Poone agrees – and says Obama also spread Malaria and Typhoid while jay-walking home.”
I’m shocked as well. After all, everyone knows it’s rabbit season.
Thanks Benji. I’m just doing my part to help. 😉
I thought I was doing both. One, making a case for Pastor Charmley to answer his questions about regimes that off their supporters. There have been plenty, but generally regimes emphasizing ideology over reality, i.e., dystopic. By, “regimes always tell themselves” I was referring to the futility of denying reality. Just review what is common knowledge in China vs. what is officially denied / unacknowledged.
Farther back in history, in the age of feudal / warlord / gangster rule, particularly vicious fanatics off’d supporters as a means of pre-empting future rivalry.
As for the second, yes, I was lampooning the birfers, and wingnuts in general, for being that which they project, an ideologically driven mob muddled in unreality. The exact type of group that would (and is!) eat its own, projecting its own nature onto the rest of the country … seeing America as a perverse dystopia as referred to above.
Those guys just need some fresh air LOL
And bgansel9 is right. Where is the evidence that the Obots have all the dirty secrets? I dunno, ask the birfers. I suspect they would insist the Obots know, ask them. The birfers are only responsible for allegations. Y’know, where there’s smoke, there’s … a birfer lighting a fat one 😉
This went sideways; I took your statement (“Those loyal supporters know all the dirty, embarrassing secrets”) to be wholly rhetorical and sarcastic, and bgansel’s question to you (“Where is the evidence of this?”) to therefore be misguided, since it was (I thought) evident that this was not your actual position.
I should have clarified more. My apologies.
FIFY
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I loved that episode as a child.
Rabbit season
Duck Season! Now shoot!