Trump: born in Pakistan? Usurper elect?

screen-shot-2016-11-13-at-10-03-00-pmNormally, I wouldn’t give a story like this a second thought, but instead of arising on some left-wing political blog, it actually started in the alleged home country of Donald J. Trump, Pakistan.

According to a story in Neo News, a news network based in Pakistan, carried by the Times of Israel, Trump is actually a Pakistani orphan named Dawood Ibrahim Khan. Trump was allegedly brought to the US as a child and adopted by the Trump family, who bribed officials to create a fake US birth certificate for him.

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31 Responses to Trump: born in Pakistan? Usurper elect?

  1. Scientist says:

    The evidence to support this is at least as good, if not better, than that supporting Obama’s supposed birth in Kenya.

    And I note Trump has never shown a long form birth certificate, And no proof has been shown that his Scottish-born mother was a US citizen.

  2. Craig HS says:

    Must be burning Nancy that she didn’t break this news first. She’s the self-confessed center of all these conspiracies after all, she CLEARLY must have known of this one.

    Wasn’t Pakistan involved with the portal to Mars experiments Obama was supposedly in, some decades ago? Or am I getting the signals mixed up through my tin foil hat?

  3. gorefan says:

    Scientist:
    The evidence to support this is at least as good, if not better, than that supporting Obama’s supposed birth in Kenya.

    And I note Trump has never shown a long form birth certificate,And no proof has been shown that his Scottish-born mother was aUS citizen.

    Trump did produce a LFBC but it has clear signs of having been altered.

    http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/US/ht_trump_birth_certificate_jp_110329.pdf?SITE=ABCNEWS

    The name of the Acting Registrar of Records was clearly copied and pasted from another document.

  4. The Magic M (not logged in) says:

    gorefan: The name of the Acting Registrar of Records was clearly copied and pasted from another document.

    Also:

    * Letter sizes all over the place (the two “D”s in “DONALD”)
    * Base lines all over the place (“DO” vs “NA” vs “LD”)
    * “Certificate of Birth”, not a “Birth Certificate”
    * “Filed”, not accepted
    * “Exact copy of a certificate of birth registered” but does not verify the data itself are correct (even admits the certificate could “contain[] any errors”)
    * No proof the copy was *not* returned indicating errors
    * “Jamaica” added to indicate born in Jamaica instead of New York (just imagine “Kenya” appearing *anywhere* on Obama’s BC – remember the birther fake that had “Kenya” added as footnote?)
    * Certificate number likely forged as well, can you imagine just 7624 births occurring in NYC by the middle of June?

    And that was just a quick look; imagine what a birther looking for oddities might find.

  5. The Magic M (not logged in) says:

    Also wasn’t there the funny rumour GWB was born “something something Ubayd”?

  6. I have, to the best of my knowledge, very little info on Trump other than the possibility that he may have run for some office in the 80’s. There was an attempted assassination in Tampa, Florida. We were also sent to the east coast of Florida on one occasion to sabotage a shipping container. The guard wanted a payoff so I ordered everyone out. Only an idiot sits around like a waiting duck to be plucked.

    Craig HS:
    Must be burning Nancy that she didn’t break this news first.She’s the self-confessed center of all these conspiracies after all, she CLEARLY must have known of this one.

    Wasn’t Pakistan involved with the portal to Mars experiments Obama was supposedly in, some decades ago?Or am I getting the signals mixed up through my tin foil hat?

  7. Scientist says:

    The Magic M (not logged in): Also:

    * Letter sizes all over the place (the two “D”s in “DONALD”)
    * Base lines all over the place (“DO” vs “NA” vs “LD”)
    * “Certificate of Birth”, not a “Birth Certificate”
    * “Filed”, not accepted
    * “Exact copy of a certificate of birth registered” but does not verify the data itself are correct (even admits the certificate could “contain[] any errors”)
    * No proof the copy was *not* returned indicating errors
    * “Jamaica” added to indicate born in Jamaica instead of New York (just imagine “Kenya” appearing *anywhere* on Obama’s BC – remember the birther fake that had “Kenya” added as footnote?)
    * Certificate number likely forged as well, can you imagine just 7624 births occurring in NYC by the middle of June?

    And that was just a quick look; imagine what a birther looking for oddities might find.

    You’d think a billionaire like Trump could afford a classier forgery than this, He should hire the best forgers, the best. Big league forgers. Not like the losers Obama hired.

  8. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    Craig HS:
    Must be burning Nancy that she didn’t break this news first.She’s the self-confessed center of all these conspiracies after all, she CLEARLY must have known of this one.

    Wasn’t Pakistan involved with the portal to Mars experiments Obama was supposedly in, some decades ago?Or am I getting the signals mixed up through my tin foil hat?

    Give Nancy a few months. Right now she claims she didn’t know anything but soon she’ll claim Trump was born in Clewiston just as she did with Mike Volin and Mike Zullo.

  9. Dave B. says:

    And nobody making a fuss about Pakistan not being a country at all when Trump was born.

  10. The Magic M (not logged in) says:

    Dave B.: And nobody making a fuss about Pakistan not being a country at all when Trump was born.

    Obviously Obama, when traveling to Pakistan on his Pakistani passport during the travel ban, visited his real father Dawood Ibrahim Khan to whom he will hand over the White House keys in January as planned back in 1961 when he was born.

    Now we know why Donald was a birther – he just pretended to be in order to keep the “Kenya” distraction alive, while hiding both he and his son Barack were born in (what today is) Pakistan.

    Of course this all was done to prevent the only natural-born citizen running for office, Hillary Clinton (or is she actually secret Nazi agent Hedwig Klimpert?), from becoming the only possible lawful President.

    😀

  11. Crustacean says:

    Attention, NSA!! Magic M knows too much. Repeat: Magic M knows too much! Inform contacts in the Bundesnachrichtendienst that our asset on the ground is ready to initiate the black-bag job if the rabbit is in the gap.

    The Magic M (not logged in): Obviously Obama, when traveling to Pakistan on his Pakistani passport during the travel ban, visited his real father Dawood Ibrahim Khan to whom he will hand over the White House keys in January as planned back in 1961 when he was born.

  12. The Magic M (not logged in) says:

    Crustacean: Inform contacts in the Bundesnachrichtendienst

    You should also CC the Verfassungsschutz and the Militärischer Abschirmdienst (aptly abbreviated MAD) just to make sure. We have a lot of problems with competence disputes over here, too! 😉

  13. Rebecca says:

    You are a liar and will be lucky if you aren’t sued for defamation of character.

  14. You’re being awfully vague. What lie did I tell, and who do you think I defamed?

    Rebecca: You are a liar and will be lucky if you aren’t sued for defamation of character.

  15. Rickey says:

    Rebecca:
    You are a liar and will be lucky if you aren’t sued for defamation of character.

    It seems to me that you just defamed Doc C. I hope you have a good attorney.

  16. Lupin says:

    Rebecca:
    You are a liar and will be lucky if you aren’t sued for defamation of character.

    Saying someone was born in Pakistan is now construed as defamation? I must have missed the latest Racist Newsletter. Hard to keep up. Should my swastika be worn on top of or under the cowl?

  17. You can count on it! 😆

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: Give Nancy a few months.Right now she claims she didn’t know anything but soon she’ll claim Trump was born in Clewiston just as she did with Mike Volin and Mike Zullo.

  18. Back then, everybody, including Netanyahu, had an interest in Clewiston. There were so many unknowns visiting, it was impossible to keep track.

    Reality Check:
    You can count on it!

  19. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    Yes many unknowns who would totally visit a backwater town like Clewiston. Don’t you get it Clewiston is like the garden of eden where all life springs forth.

  20. Considering the fact that Cuba is only 120 miles or so to the south and that ALL of that area is either: 1. Ocean/Gulf water or 2. Seminole Indians land/Everglades Swamp which has a no-fly zone (used by the drug cartels), yeah, I’d have to say you’re right. Finally, we agree on something! 😆

    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater:
    Yes many unknowns who would totally visit a backwater town like Clewiston.Don’t you get it Clewiston is like the garden of eden where all life springs forth.

  21. Rickey says:

    Nancy Owens Is The Forger:
    Considering the fact that Cuba is only 120 miles or so to the south and that ALL of that area is either: 1. Ocean/Gulf water or 2. Seminole Indians land/Everglades Swamp

    Except for Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Key West, etc.

  22. Keith says:

    Rickey: Except for Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Key West, etc.

    And anyway, everybody who was there at the time knows that the CIA used Marana Air Field near Tucson for its gun running and drug shipments. It was an open secret in Tucson that the unusually high night time traffic at the Marana field that was, in the daytime, basically a crop duster base, was the way point for weapons going to Nicaragua.

    It was a heckuva lot easier to get into and out of the middle of the Arizona desert than into Florida and the heavily militarized airspace.

  23. Miami, Key West, Ft. Lauderdale are nowhere near us. You sound like you’re probably from Clewiston, the way you try to misdirect these readers.

    So, in conclusion, from Cuba to Clewiston is ocean, Indian swamp lands, and a sheriff who was proven in court to be protecting the cartel. Oh, and this: http://www.liveleak.com/c/Nancy_Owens

    Keith: And anyway, everybody who was there at the time knows that the CIA used Marana Air Field near Tucson for its gun running and drug shipments. It was an open secret in Tucson that the unusually high night time traffic at the Marana field that was, in the daytime, basically a crop duster base, was the way point for weapons going to Nicaragua.

    It was a heckuva lot easier to get into and out of the middle of the Arizona desert than into Florida and the heavily militarized airspace.

  24. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    Doesn’t everyone get it everyone on earth is from Clewiston

  25. Rickey says:

    Nancy Owens Is The Forger:
    Miami, Key West, Ft. Lauderdale are nowhere near us. You sound like you’re probably from Clewiston, the way you try to misdirect these readers.

    We are able to read maps, you know. Fort Lauderdale is just 79 miles southeast of Clewiston. You tried to make it sound as if there is nothing between Clewiston and Cuba but swampland and the ocean.

  26. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    No Rickey all the maps you read are fake and have replaced all the real maps that she reads from.

  27. Coming from the Southwest corner of the tip of Florida and the 10,000 islands known only to pilots coming from Central and South America.

    I get it. You think that people are either too dumb or too lazy to look at a map of South Florida to know which of us is telling the truth.

    Rickey: We are able to read maps, you know. Fort Lauderdale is just 79 miles southeast of Clewiston. You tried to make it sound as if there is nothing between Clewiston and Cuba but swampland and the ocean.

  28. Daniel says:

    Nancy Owens Is The Forger:
    the 10,000 islands known only to pilots coming from Central and South America.

    And Gilligan

  29. 😆
    It wouldn’t surprise me at this point.

    Daniel: And Gilligan

  30. Rickey says:

    Nancy Owens Is The Forger:
    Coming from the Southwest corner of the tip of Florida and the 10,000 islands known only to pilots coming from Central and South America.

    Yes, I’m sure that pilots who fly north out of Key West have never heard of the 10,000 islands.

    As I said, I know how to read a map.

  31. 😆

    Now I truly understand what a troll is.

    Rickey: Yes, I’m sure that pilots who fly north out of Key West have never heard of the 10,000 islands.

    As I said, I know how to read a map.

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