The Congress is corrupt. The SC is corrupt. The Justice Department is corrupt. The [Washington Post] is corrupt. maybe its time we ask Putin to save our Constitution.
The Founders sought the assistance of Holland and France. Why cant we seek the assistance from Russia, the UK and France.
America is under the peril of the far left. Help us before Obama cuts our throats. We are in distress.
– DiogenesLamp
– comment at the Washington Post
What can I say?
Speaking for the French, the only thing I can say is, we’re willing and ready!
First, deposit all your cash and valuables on that pile to the right.
Also, we want Megan Fox.
Well, has anyone ever heard of a Black Russian?
whatever happened to “rugged individualism”?
So let me see if I understand this…a bunch of authoritarian conspiracy-theorizers want to obtain help to Save The USA from a bunch of Socialists and Communists?
My irony meter just wrapped its needle round the end stop…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/29/russia.georgia
Of course, Putin has his own birfers. Who claim he’s actually from … Georgia.
You mean like Stalin? o.O
Silly Diogenes! Putin (like everyone else!) is in on “it”!!!
Google “Putin funds Obama campaign” for definitive* proof. Due to Russia’s recent election, results about Obama funding Putin will be at the top. Whatever. Just makes Diogenes doubly silly.
As Russia has every interest in high oil prices, I wouldn’t expect Putin to cross Obama the Energy Obstructionist* anytime soon … this makes Diogenes triply silly.
I will also add that black Russians are far superior to white ones (as The Dude would say, “Caucasians”)
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He’s on his way, soon we’ll be saved.
Shoot, I see you have wisely blocked image embedding. Oh, well.
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Also, she has to lose the tats.
That’s negotiable. If you throw in Scarlett Johanssen, we’ll save your Constitution AND keep Megan’s tattoos.
Frankly, Scarlett, I give a d*mn.
I wonder what these clowns consider the “not far left”.
Can we trade her for Vanessa Paradis (you guys can keep Johnny Depp)?
Pinochet.
Well, I’ve been seeing ridiculously ironic stuff like that occasionally, maybe it will increase as birthers grow more and more desperate.
I mean, Ahmadinejad, Castro and North Korea will probably be happy to support their cause.
(Just like our German Neo-Nazis court open Jew-haters like Ahmadinejad or some right-wing Russian politicians in the hope to gain some traction in the form of “international support”. They even claim “the proud Iranian people” are on their side, though they would likely gladly beat up anyone looking even remotely Iranian if they encountered them somewhere in Germany.)
I suspect the UK would help – can we have Paul Krugman on long term loan?
and of course we will want a cheap deal on Hawaii. The birthers don’t in general seem to think it is part of the US, so they won’t mind, and our holidays would be good…………
After Cameron sells off all your roads will the new owners have people finally drive on the “right” side of the road?
You could say with good cause that birfoons are America-hating traitors.
No, but how about you get the Cato Institute and agree to take back Russel Brand?
May the Lord bless and keep Johnny Depp–far away from us! Depp: the story of a moderately talent actor who began to believe the b.s. that people were saying about him.
That is the crux of the matter.
In fact, what the birfers are asking for, will not happen, mainly because it has already been done. Foreign observers were present to monitor the 2008 elections and they found nothing wrong.
Well, you have to give Putin his due. The man is one scary mama-jama. It’s pretty much no secret that he tried to have that one politician assassinated via radiation poisoning, and NOTHING happened to him.
So if they wanted a man who could get things done…
DiogenesLimp is an idiot. I used to debate him at Free Republic before I got banned. He has no concept of legal precedent. I thought he was a Sovereign Citizen type in disguise. His approach IIRC (which means If I remember correctly) was sort of a Gestalt Feeling that it required two citizen parents and to heck with judges.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Birthers are such adorable seditionists.
Gee, hasn’t DiogenesLimp discovered Pravda like the other traitor-wannabees?
Confirming what Squeeky says – DiogenesLamp is one of the leading birthers at Free Republic. Although he doesn’t understand basic legal principles, he thinks that he is extraoridinarily intelligent, and he writes long convoluted essays of nonsense that the remaining birthers look to as “authority” and repeat without hesitation.
He has given me many a good giggle over time.
I agree with the Girl Reporter. I used to also debate Diogenes Lamp before I got banned from Free Republic.
Diogenes Lamp is not the brightest bulb in the package and defeating him in debate was not very difficult.
I am not surprised that he would call on a former high ranking official of the KGB (Vladimir Putin) to “save America.” Putin’s job used to be figuring out how to bring down the US.
With Diogenes Lamp calling on him for assistance, that job can still be implemented.
I wonder why not turn to Sheriff Joe as opposed to Vladimir Putin!
I liked him in Ed Wood.
MAYBE – if we get Hawaii for free!?
you mean leases them out….
and don’t worry, we already do drive on the right side of the road. We showed you how, not our fault you get it wrong!!!
Yeah, I was kinda’ being too hard on the lad; I’ve just grown sick of his demented pirate schtick and it’s various iterations in “Willy Wonka,” “Alice in Wonderland,” and the upcoming “Dark Shadows.”
Half of Hawii, and all of Mississippi? And I’ll throw in the panhandles of Florida and Oklahoma.
All Hawaii, sorry (we need somewhere with sunshine…) I suppose we could take Mississipi, but you have to keep all the Mississipians. Don’t forget, we are a socialist paradise with health care and no guns and gays in the military and laws against unfair dismissal from a job – and we really really don’t want any Republicans to confuse matters. AND we don’t do God. Transplanted Mississipians would die of shock.
You are clearly not French. Asking for a hot woman who cannot act, before a hot woman who can act is clearly not the “French Way”.
And any way, Johanssen is Seth Efrican.
He does do a pretty good impression of Hunter S. Thompson though. Bill Murray’s Hunter might be better, but Johnny’s is not bad.
No, she isn’t. She was born in NYC to a Danish father and an American-Jewish mother.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson
Scarlett Johansson is a natural born citizen and will be eligible to be President when she turns 35 in 2019.
Charlize Theron is a South African actress. Is that who you meant?
Actually, Russians consider Caucasians “black”. Most vehement racism is reserved for people who look like they may be Chechens or Georgians (in a recent past, thousands of Russians of Georgian descent have russified their names.
It is really a religious thing, originally. For centuries, the Tatars “harvested”the Russian and Ukrainian steppe for slaves. Christian Caucasians ie Cossacks, Armenians and Ossetians are OK. The problem with Georgians is a) South Ossetia b) the existence of a Georgian maffia which managed to chase the grannies earning a small living vending the proceeds from their garden off the small local markets.
And watching Orly, she too suffers from religious racism.
The birfers would not like the results of an inquest by a judge appointed by Putin. He would probably take his time, visiting Arpaio, Zullo and the palintiffs in Alabama, Georgia and Florida, but also a certain Mrs Guthrie. His conclusion would be that the President was “indeed eligible, but you see, they still like to hang blacks down there in the South”,
No doubt Birthers would not enjoy Putin’s “assistance”! But, really, I was just cracking wise about mixology. I really do prefer Black Russians over White.
You see one blonde whose bones Lupin would like to jump, and you’ve seen them all!
DiogenesLamp is always good for a laugh on FreeRepublic. I think he posts every thought that comes into his head, no matter how ridiculous.
I’d rather have an Irish Coffee.
Oops. Yep. That’s what I meant Theron.
But I stand by my remark about which one can act though.
Hey, Lupin, you’re probably about to start your day. Sorry to hear about the violence yesterday. Sounds like a hate crime spree? Here’s hoping for a quick arrest.
seconded! A very nasty business in a superb city. I hope the authorities catch the man speedily.
Hey, I like Lupin’s style and taste!
Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron are both top hotties on my list too! I also agree that Megan Fox is stunning to look at.
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Yes, I send my sincere condolences to your nation as well.
The evidence so far certainly points to a religiously-motivated hate crime. In addition to the 4 killed yesterday at the Jewish school, they have stated that this is the work of the same person who killled the 3 North African soldiers last week:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17441244
I hope they find this b@stard real soon…and before he can harm anyone else. It is situations like this that I feel deserve the death penalty. I realize your nation does not support that.
The killer began with one soldier from African descent, then two from Maghrebin (North African Arabic) descent, then the Jewish school.
The police profilers think he’s either a Breivik/Far Right/White Supremacist type or a Muslim/Terrorist/Lone Wolf (in which case killing the soldiers would be executing traitors, even though some had served in Africa, not Afghanistan).
They have CCTV images of him & his bike, plus a witness who partially saw his face in Montauban. Bikes like his have to be licensed, so I’d assume between that and the likelihood of being turned in by a neighbor etc. it’s only a matter of time before they catch him.
I think this is the first time ever we’ve seen something like that in France. It is quite a shock. (And not very far from where we live.)
And thank you all for your kind words of support.
When I lived in Lyon in the 1990s there was a car bomb in front of a Jewish school, timed to go off just as school let out. The rabbi had kept the kids a few minutes late that day (whether through luck or the work of God, I leave to the reader) and no one was injured.
I hope they find this guy soon.
There was also a terrorist strikes in the Rue des Rosiers (a Jewish neighborhood) in Paris several years which left 6 dead, but these were linked to the Israel-Palestinian conflict and were quickly claimed. This is more a Breivik-kind of thing, with a very mixed bag of victims, the common thread being intense xenophobia. We’ll see what happens.
This is, i fear, the kind of anger and hatred stirred up by birthers as ell.