It’s March, and the tension is mounting. One commenter at Birther Report said:
The warrants are already lined up for some of the Obot clowns. I’m quite sure because this is a full blown criminal investigation. As a matter of fact I believe some warrants have already been issued for various documents.
Where to go? Where to go?
One destination made famous by the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, where an outlaw can re-establish himself, is a region shared by Argentina and Chile called Patagonia. Even though the United States has extradition treaties with Argentina and Chile, still it would be easy to disappear into the mountains in such a place. Bruce Chatwin’s book In Patagonia (1977) is a fascinating travelogue that includes some historical information on the old time outlaws. Of course, one must make sure ones passport and vaccinations are up to date. A visa is required for a visit longer than 90 days. There is also a $160 entry fee to Argentina, but the vanishing outlaw need not worry about the exit fees 😉
Patagonia is a starkly beautiful region with glaciers and deserts, flamingos and penguins.
One may have a long stretch of success, but there comes a point when one should just take the money and run. Mike Zullo has made some bold statements about what is going to happen in March and who knows the result? It’s serious business.
I hope Zullo enjoys his exile, wherever he flees to. I think his muy mas macho moustache will fit right in there in Patagonia.
You obots should have paid more attention to Arpaio’s two press conferences. Obama would now have been long gone and the Dems might have had a chance in 2014.
But now, instead, you are all going down with the great Obummer.
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Oh, SH*T! A “FULL-BLOWN” “criminal” investimagation??? I had no idea it was serious serious! [just like the birfer had no idea he should have used a hyphen there 😉 ] I thought it was all in good fun, that they would go easy on us, let bygones by bygones. But they went and got all FULL-BLOWN on us! Heavens to murgatroid, I’m packing up now! [… to take the dogs hiking in a nearby nature preserve. It’s a beautiful day 😀 ]
If you add up all those PayPal clicks, and sweet e-book royalties … he just might be halfway there!
If any of you flee to Rio, a travel tip: Book a room on the beach side of the hotel. It will cost you more, but there’s less risk of being hit by a stray bullet from the favelas further inland.
I bet there’s a bounty on all “free-range” chickens in Patagonia !
As in “a chicken in every pot”.
Please make sure you come by and repeat that when it all goes awry for you. Bwahahahahahahahaha!
I can’t decide between Iran or North Korea. On the one hand, I love kimchi and meth, so that means the hermit kingdom. On the other hand, I hold a soft spot in my heart for burkas and Zoroastrianism, so maybe it’s a Shia holiday.
Whoa now, friends! Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. As cfkerchner has pointed out at Birther Report, March might not be the best time to be putting hundreds of thousands of angry Birther boots on the ground. Y’know, the weather and all. Those boots could get muddy. This universe shattering reveal may have to just wait until April. May at the latest. OK, maybe June. Whatever. The point is to avoid getting bogged down like Hitler’s Panzers on the road to Leningrad.
Sorry, wrong analogy. This is going to be more like the Normandy invasion, I think was cfkerchner’s point. But fear not, Birther faithful. PayPal buttons work in all kinds of weather!
I guess this is Hermitian’s attempt at humor . . . Herms, old boy, you should know by now that there’s nothing more detrimental to comedy that right-wing extremism.
Prediction: A month from today – appropriately on April Fool’s Day – we will still be making bad jokes while Hermitian and the crew at BirtherReport are still blustering about rounding us up while Zullo is laughing all the way to the bank.
Kerchner’s is convinced we are ready to flee to our Communist brothers in Europe, led, of course, by the notorious RC!
“But their veil of secrecy covering their covert operations online is falling down. More and more are on to them now. I wonder how many will skip the country when their house of cards of fraud and crimes fall in on them. And of course many of them are already living in foreign countries. If one ever stops by that RC Radio you can see they call in there from Ireland, Australia, UK, and Germany. Likely many are members of the International Communist Party.”
http://www.birtherreport.com/2014/02/get-ready-dr-grace-unloads-details.html
And to think this deluded lunatic actually held a position of authority. I guess “Dr. Strangelove” was more realistic than I imagined.
International Communist Party! Yeah! Long live Amadeo Bordiga!
I don’t think most of the birthers are aware of the fact that Sheriff Arpaio’s law enforcement authority ends at the borders of Maricopa County, Arizona and the County Attorney, Bill Montgomery said over a year ago that he will not and cannot prosecute any alleged criminal activity outside of the county.
Slight correction: Arizona peace officers (including elected sheriffs) have full authority anywhere in the state.
Not sure exactly how the county attorney’s authority is defined. He does have investigators who are certified peace officers but I don’t know if he can charge/indict for crimes outside the county.
His comment a year ago, as I recall, said he didn’t see anything with the potential to result in a criminal conviction.
Since no one – Zullo, et al – have even identified a crime, let alone where it might have occurred, the birthers are free to dream up any scenario their little hearts desire.
I went looking for a bio on Kerchner and couldn’t find one with any details about his military service. I note that he is retired from the Naval Reserve with no indication of what he did and whether he served any extended periods of active duty.
A venerable slogan, originated by French monarchists, last popularly used in this country by the Republicans, which quickly lost its luster as the Depression delivered not “a chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage,” but “Hoovervilles” during Hoover’s tenure.
I’m sure you thought it was some kinda commie tagline. Do you think the Reds will trot this line out again in ’16? That would be a surprise. Worked out so well last time. What would the 21st century version be: “A chicken in every pot, and a …
… tax break for every corporation” ?
… high-powered assault rifle over every hearth” ?
… fracking well in every yard” ?
… a pipeline through every town” ?
… exit visa for every alien” ?
The last time the Reds wanted something for all the people, it was a $300 check in every wallet, the better to squander the short-lived surplus with.
For once I agree, then! This expedition, if it manages to land on the shores of sanity, avoid the tank traps of logic, and circumvent the bunkers of reason, will never clear the thorny hedgerows of reality.
One again, sarcasm is lost on Hermitian.
Reality is lost on Hermitian.
Poor old Hermie,
Tell you what, when the 3rd/4th or even 5th press conference occurs with exactly zero effect, you come on back and admit you are full of the bovine by product.
Until then, please, either take more or less of your meds, they are plainly not working.
I just saw a mention that Arpaio’s first press conference was two years ago today. Two years ago!!!
Doc…..you probably need to sign a long term deal with your web host. These people are never going away!
However, federal laws generally apply to all states. Consequently, a federal law can be broken in one or all states.
If, as a law-enforcement officer in the course of an investigation, Sheriff Arpaio uncovers evidence of a federal crime having been committed within his jurisdiction then he is obligated to report the crime to the appropriate federal officials.
The problem here is that the appropriate federal officials are already covering up the crime.
Yeah. It’s almost unsportsmanlike to pick on birthers, at this point, as its just too damned easy. Instead I’ll go back to playing Punch Quest. As Punchmaster General, I approve of this game.
What federal crime was committed in Arizona?
Who has Arpaio reported it to? When? Where? How?
Who? When? Where? And, if they’re “covering up the crime” how do you know about it?
My fondest hope is that a birther debunker has been feeding Zullo bs for months and that this will be exposed as soon it is announced by Zullo. Then, when Zullo tries to bring charges for providing false information to a law enforcement officer, obstruction of justice and/or interfering with a criminal investigation, he is told that he is not a police officer, has no legal authority, there was no criminal investigation and that it is not illegal to punk an idiot.
That would really stick in Falcon’s craw, wouldn’t it?
Patagonia looks lovely, but I’m fleeing to the sunny, mild Adriatic coast. Or perhaps to a Greek island.
Well, I type all my posts from my secret volcano lair, and see no reason to flee anywhere. The CCP has to make it through my booby traps, and my army of Man-sharks! I tell ya what, this thing was so worth the 99 cents I paid for it on eBay!
CarlOrcas
“Who? When? Where? And, if they’re “covering up the crime” how do you know about it?”
Because he’s one of the Zullo groupies. Zullo feeds his groupies with “information” that is dispersed by his groupies and groupettes. You know, the brain dead zombies who have guzzled the Zullo snake oil. They need to speak with the Maricopa county attorney and discover his take on Zullo’s evydunce. The word speculation comes to mind. Idiots.
Obstacles that the birthers face: All 93 U.S. Attorneys, the people who prosecute federal crimes and conduct federal Grand Jury investigations, are Democrats and Obama appointees. The Director of the FBI, James Comey, is an Obama appointee. President Obama has appointed and had confirmed by the U.S. Senate, 223 federal judges.
Only Attorney General Eric Holder can appoint an Independent Counsel.
Elections have consequences. To change that, Congress would have to re-authorize the Independent Counsel statute that expired in 1999.
How bout that?
No impediment at all. Refer to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Clay_Shaw
“On March 1, 1967, New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison arrested and charged New Orleans businessman Clay Shaw with conspiring to assassinate President Kennedy, with the help of Lee Harvey Oswald, David Ferrie, and others. On January 29, 1969, Shaw was brought to trial in Orleans Parish Criminal Court on these charges.”
C’mon Zullarpaio – bring it on.
Thankfully birfer was rants have no validity outside of birferstan. I think we are safe.
I think Zullo would fit right in in Somalia. Southern Sudan is also nice this time of year. Or Congo.
Your post has been weighed and found to be redundant! Thought Leader Herms already noted that “the appropriate federal officials are already covering up the crime.” 😉
I am very proud of the obots and the obamunist movement. Media is too interested in investigating Ted Nudgent and the N J Governor. Not one journalist has any curiosity about the background of Obama and that is because with the help of Lucifer , I conditioned the country to believe they are racist to question a person of color. Why Hillary will not be President, it is now a minority only position. Of course there are few who know my devious plan, but I have the people so afraid to even consider these things. We won the 2nd revolution, you just don’t know it yet.
My wife is insisting on Provence.
I wonder. Even listening to Carl Gallups it seems to me that in spite of all his self-important posturing he really doesn’t know a damn thing.
Hermitian? He’s like the kid with his nose pushed up against the window watching the Lionel trains go round and round in the department store window during Christmas: He’s dreamin’.
WAS RANTS=WARRANTS
Who’s we?
Apparently you do not understand Alinsky rules. Alinsky suggested that an opponent who is a threat could be marginalized through the use of insults and words that mock the arguments, positions and/or intellect of an opponent–which is exactly what birthers do. On the other hand, as we do not see birthers or birtherism as a threat, when we call you them idiots it is because they are idiots.
Damn. I always thought Satan was a leftie. That’s what we’ve been told for decades. You learn something new every day.
Well, bless your little heart. That’s just adorable.
Saul! It is so good to see that you are back from the dead! You should be very proud of what we Obots have achieved in your name. We have community organized the entire planet with Barack in charge.
I think I know who is playing the part of Saul tonight.
What crime? Please identify the Federal statute which has been broken.
Presidenting while black, obviously.
In Birtherstan, that’s a more serious offense than proclaiming that Jesus wasn’t of Anglo-Saxon lineage.
Arpaio was specifically told in a letter (I forget whether it was SocSec or SelServ) to report any crimes to the Federal authorities for investigation. Did he? Who knows. In any event the CCP and Zullo would not be involved nor have any knowledge of the status of said investigation.
Jesus was mixed race.
Which in Ted Nugent speak, translates to “subhuman mongrel”, IIRC.
No, the problem here is that birfers are imagining it.
Of course! Why didn’t I see it sooner? It explains everything: Corsi and the fake race codes; Vogt wasting all that time on meaningless tests that proved nothing, and feeding him a ludicrous theory; Gillar and the bizarre tales of the Selective Service card forger desperately searching ebay for stuff he didn’t need.
We’ve all been assuming they were incompetent clowns, but they were actually operatives of the conspiracy, distracting Zullo and feeding him BS that kept him from getting to the truth.
Clearly, instead of laughing at them, we should be congratulating them on a job well done.
I smell butthurt. *tiny violin*
“Subhuman mongrel” is easier for Ted to say than Hypostatic union.
Any and all “Obots” are cordially invited to visit Mrs Lupin and I and our two dogs Peaches and Shmoo in the South of France. (For ease of location, we’re in the Carcassonne area.)
If you plan a vacation in our area, let me know and I’ll be delighted to assist.
Demented racists like Hermitian need not apply — not that they could. You’re going to be picked up by a black helicopter soon, Hermy. There’s a FEMA camp waiting for you.
Well, He was the Son of God. And all of God’s genes are dominant, of course. And white (double of course).
I see a birther Dunkirk on the horizon. A mass evacuation from sanity.