Of all the improbable scenario’s to remove President Obama from office, there is one that the birthers missed. They don’t have to prove anything. They don’t have to find “high crimes.” All they have to do is pass a Constitutional amendment to do away with the executive branch of government.
This solution is not entirely out of the blue, because it’s happening in my own town. While everybody attempting to change our Mayor-Council form of government to a Council form says it’s not about personalities, digging into the issue always leads to a number of problems centering on the current mayor. One allegation says that one of the Mayor’s cronies used a city Air Card to run up a $500 bill one month, including watching the classic film, “Lesbian Vampire Killers” (that got quite a reaction at the town meeting). Whatever the details, one objective fact is that we have a 150% turnover rate in town staff and to quote one councilmember, “that’s a problem.”
Those who want a change are not just banging their keyboards in protest, but have gone through the legal process to call a special election, scheduled for next Tuesday.
Thanks for the advice Doc, the Swedish Pirates gave me the magic magnet which makes it come to my computer right now
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Not the kind of movies I usually watch but if it’s a classic …..
If you’re none the worse for wear after viewing that classic (hey, it’s important pop-culture research!) may I recommend another classic: “Zombie Strippers”, a film you can be so proud of being caught watching, you might as well charge it on your company card (important marketing research). It features Robert Englund, of Freddy Krueger fame, as the sleazy strip-club owner who is totally grossed out by naked ladies. Think of how you’d kill off a character like that and – yep, you probably guessed right…
Wait, are these Lesbian Vampires, who are Killers? Are they Lesbians, who Kill Vampires? Or are they Lesbian Vampires, who are the victims of Killers? I’m asking for a friend.
Now i’ll spend the day wondering. Are these people who kill lesbian vampires, or are these lesbians who kill vampires?
Dang dangling modifiers!!
Thanks for the advice. I still have to look for the movies the poor guy with the pink dildo had in his truck.
Hopefully my dear wife does not look too close …..
LOL!!!!
Doc, you have no one but yourself to blame; you can’t write an article that references Lesbian Vampire Killers and expect it to stay on topic. 😀
Obviously he was doing crime research with that movie.
Now If he wanted to do some historical research he would have been watching Abraham Linchon – Vampire Hunter. Similarly, Jesus Christ – Vampire Hunter would be doe those deep religious and soulful moments.
He could be doing education research with Sorority House Vampires.
For a deep thoughtful study in race relations you could do worse than “A Vampire in Brooklyn” (actually I take that back…)
And of course you cant do better in fashion studies than “The Velvet Vampire”
Yes these are all real movies.
Well, we have seem fake grand juries, fake trials, fake evidence, fake experts and fake “law enforcement” investigations. I see no reason why the birthers couldn’t call a fake Article V convention and pass the “Barry Soetoro is a big poopyhead and thus all his actions are undone” amendment and then have it fake ratified by 38 reconstituted states of the Republic for the united States of America.
It sure is a classic. It was on Australian TV at least 3 times last couple of months.
As a free to air service, it seems that SBS (Special Broadcasting Service) can get away with anything, just about. They are Government owned and tasked with providing programming for those folks otherwise under catered for – especially those whose second language is English. They also produce a cable channel – “World Movies” that I understand is sold world wide. “LVK” was on World Movies.
SBS plays a lot of Euro flicks – and never censors anything. They do however, have possibly the best subtitling department in the world. Over the last several months they have been running a season of ‘quality’ soft core porn flicks – theoretically comparing the styles of Italy v France; Sweden v USA, etc. Whoopee.
If the executive branch was done away with you would have a parliamentary system and the leader of the majority in the lower house would be Prime Minister. Who would that be I wonder?
Regards …………Dick
Doc, apropos of nothing, and having lived around small towns a good portion of my life, so I know what you are talking about here, but, wouldn’t it just be simpler to remove the sucker and replace him, preferably with someone less odious and possibly more competent? I’ve lived under/around both forms of council mayor and council no mayor, and quite frankly, they all have exactly the same problems, and sometimes even worse. Of all of them, the council manager one is the by far the worst, and in my opinion most prone to abuse, as the manager is responsible to no one, and is usually a worse offender in the long run than the most corrupt of mayors that the citizens can at least get rid of.
As to the actual question you were referring back to here, the main reason is that the birfers and the ones who are so adamantly opposed to Obama haven’t clue one of either history, government, or law, and so of course they wouldn’t/couldn’t come up with a viable response at any level. You like, you know electing someone else when they had the chance, oh wait, that didn’t happen either now did it!
I prefer a different genre, “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” (2013), not to be confused with the totally awful “Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft” (2013).
That was my initial view, until I got the full treatment about the town’s problems where i agreed that we should change. After some time to reflect, I’m not sure. Probably the strongest argument for me for changing the form is that most towns in our size range in the state have the Council form which is preferred when the town is big enough to have professional department heads to administer things, compared to a little town where the mayor runs everything. Certainly our council couldn’t run the town.
“Lesbian Vampire Killers” and “Zombie Strippers?!?” Sounds like too much gratuitous nudity for my taste. Frankly, I prefer a more highbrow fare…”Killer Klowns From Outer Space.” Now there’s a true classic.
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Wheels within wheels, man… we’re up to the 11th Doctor in our household’s Doctor Who slow-drip bingeing; and we just finished watching the episode “The Lodger,” guest starring James Corden — who was just announced as @craigyferg’s successor on The Late Late Show. So that was pretty oddly coincidental.
He’s also the star of a little movie called… Lesbian Vampire Killers.
Of course, as any major birther will tell you, there *are* no coincidences. Ever.
I thought the former was pretty disappointing, too. But the genre is to my liking as well. 🙂
One loon per state suffices to have “representatives”. Reminds me of our local neo-Nazi loons who hold “plebiscites” for a “new Constitution” which take place in some bar back room with 25 people.
It’s a pretty little girls school. Which is why I prefer Loglan over English. 😉
Hey, we got Lesbian Vampire Killers. All they got at Birther Report is gerbils.
Their obsession with gerbils is curious, inasmuch as, like all of Birferism, it’s just a fantasy with absolutely zero basis in reality. But I suppose when one is gullible and hate-filled, one believes what one wants to believe.
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling
Their self-evident obsession with homosexuality and homosexual acts is something else entirely.
If BS Esq, ScottKB, FatherTime et al were any further in the closet they’d be shacked up with Mr Tumnus
It makes sense to me. They haven’t developed intellectually or emotionally since the Clinton Administration, when the whole “gerbil” thing began. Their early onset Derangement Syndrome is stuck in 1996.
Never before have I come across a group so obsessed with gerbils, butts and death as the Birthers are…and I’ve seen the horrors of 4chan!