It’s Halloween every night in Birfistan, but this is our special Halloween edition of the Batshirt Awards. Of the following list of nominations, which do you think is the craziest?
Which of the following is the most Batshirt crazy?
- Orly Taitz accuses all newspapers of Criminal Conspiracy and Election Fraud for not covering her cases. Threatens RICO suit. (48%, 66 Votes)
- H1N1 flu state of emergency is just an excuse to ship "patriots" to FEMA internment camps. (27%, 37 Votes)
- Obama isn’t releasing his birth certificate because he’s a hermaphrodite and it lists him as a girl (14%, 19 Votes)
- Birthers want to check Obama's "long form" to see if he is circumcized. (7%, 9 Votes)
- Obama has the hots for a woman that looks like his sister. Sent her out of the country to avoid trouble. (4%, 5 Votes)
- Obama should be impeached for BAD BEHAVIOR! Impeachment = Recall (1%, 1 Votes)
- Obama/Hollywood/Terrorist connection. Progressive attends fundraiser - talks to Obama. (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 137
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your best looking shirt yet, doc. almost makes me wish i were a batsh*t birfer.
ok … maybe not almost.
ok … maybe not batsh*t.
ok … maybe not a birfer.
ok, maybe not.
You’re making up some of those entries…aren’t you?
There are so many worthy candidates, it’s difficult to choose.
Sadly, no. If you’ve been reading this blog and its comments, every one of those stories has been discussed and linked to.
I agree, the tabloid nature of these ridiculous claims makes them seem nearly impossible to believe that they could exist at all, but unfortunately, nothing seems too perverse or ludicrous for the birtherverse to conceive.
I agree with others that there is so much over the top crazy going on that it is hard to choose which story is most deserving of a bat shirt award!
At first, I really doubted this could be sustained as a weekly poll….oh, how wrong I was!
I start a new poll after I get 7 entries.
I was torn between the interment camps and the newspaper conspiracy (actually, it was apparently every news outlet or publication in current existence).
But I went with the newspaper conspiracy, due to the epic scope of it all.
Same here.
Seriously, someone thinks Obama is actually a girl? Good grief. Now I’ve heard it all.
Regarding the H1N1 internment camp theory, I guess Malia and Sasha are also going to be going to those camps, because they were given the H1N1 shots, according to today’s New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/28/us/politics/28shots.html
If he-she is, then that should satisfy those Hillary-supporting PUMAs who so desperately want a woman in the White House. (What’s not to like?)
In any case…. an ambiguously gendered person born in the US would still be “natural born” – the Constitution certainly doesn’t include the intersexed.
Me three, even though I loved my own ‘forbidden fruit’ find.
I went with the Orly RICO one just because how dumb it really is. And it is funny to see the responses she is getting from some of the contact people at the newspapers…But the one about the President being an hermaphrodite is pretty ridiculous…
In the meantime, in the real world:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/21808122/Judge-Carter-Ruling-on-MTD
I nominate Orly’s response to the just annouced motion to dismiss granted by judge Carter, so please send me my shirt!
whatever it is, it will be a doozy as it mutes her letter writing to the press on the Jan trial date. So my winning is guaranteed!!
Exploding heads in Orange County in 3…2…1…
Here is a candidate:
Obama is the bastard son of East German Stasi Leader.
QUOTE:
The real reason for all the high-pressure tactics to keep Obama’s true mixed-race and true birth certificate squelched is because he shares the same bio-father and I and other “Manchurian Candidates” do. (On the white side)
Former Ministerium Fuer Staasscherheit (Stasi) Master Spy Markus Wolf (A master of false documentation and crafted Legends) had Celiac’s disease (He told me), a particular
gift for espionage operatives, and he used his resources to pick
women of the same genetics, in order to create proverbial “Manchurian
Candidates.” That he had intended to run on a life-long operation of
the destruction of western capitalism by subversion from within. (See my website)
But I was used by US Agencies in the ’70’s to lure him to the West, where he was
“Turned,” from the East, by placing me in US Army M.I. & sending me to
Germany. He became a “Consultant” for the US since, drawing out the enemy agenda in advance, and drew up the Patriot Act, for example.
Every future Obamamania theme was preempted in advance by the CIA and the Bushes.
A lot of other spies were lured out, too.
Gen. Wolf was gifted in many things, to include applied psychology, and PSYOPS, (He designed many of our anti-war songs – Peter, Paul & Mary…) but his medical expert for personal terror and assassination was apparently a former Nazi SS Munthausen concentration camp Doctor “Death,” Aribert Heim.
But only now can I share my entire genetic “Espionage family” with the world:
http://www.rickhyatt.freeservers.com
LINK:
Comments Oct 29 11:56 PM
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/judge_dismisses_taitz_birther_suit.php?ref=fpb
Direct link:
http://www.rickhyatt.freeservers.com/
go to Orly’s blog and read her response then send me my shirt!