I didn’t find this on any newspaper web site, but on the web site of a tour guide company! I challenged Mario Apuzzo to find a Kenyan newspaper naming the “well known attraction,” the hospital where President Obama was born. I didn’t think there were any newspapers that disclosed this information, but Trendy Tours & Safaris of Nairobi has introduced a 7-day Obama Kenyan tour including “the original home of the worlds most powerful President”, the well-known attraction described by the Kenyan Ambassador to the US, Peter Ogego, in the now famous WRIF radio interview.
And they name the hospital where President Obama was born!
Unlike any other web site in Kenya, this one breaks the code of silence and defies top secret government gag orders to name the hospital where President Barack Obama was born, and it was not the Coast General Hospital in Mombasa. Here’s what they say:
Obama was born at Kapi’olan Medical Center for Women and Children in Honolulu, Hawaii to Ann Dunham and Barack Obama Senior. His father was a Luo from Nyang’oma, Kogelo Nyanza province in Kenya. His parents met in 1960 while attending the University of Hawaii in Manoa, where his father was a foreign student….
In our efforts to introduce the world to the original home of the worlds most powerful President, we have designed a 7 Days six nights safari to the most preferred destinations in Kenya while combining the safari with a visit to Kogelo – the home of Barack Obama’s father to see for yourself the original roots of the world’s President number one.
The safari will take you to Lake Nakuru, recently re- branded as birdwatchers paradise then visit Africa’s largest fresh water Lake Victoria from where you will visit Kogelo for two nights. You shall wind up your safari by touring Masai Mara, that was recently crowned the seventh wonder of the world.
Sometimes I really love this hobby.
LOLOL
Kenya feel the love?
Aww that is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read. Kenya – the home of Barack Obama’s father. Suck on that one Mario.
that’s so not fair of you, doc. you’re using actual research skills.
And common sense which is obviously missing from the birther mind.
All the Denialists can suck on it.
Let’s take a close look:
Gary Kreep – consorts with Holocaust deniers
James Manning – lengthy criminal record
Andy Martin – anti-semite and criminal record
Bill Keller – felony conviction for insider trading, now a Baptist minister
Phil Berg – $10K fine
Orly Taitz – $20K fine, 22 lawsuits
Paul Jensen – personal injury lawyer, mostly dog bites
Mario Apuzzo – DWI/DUI lawyer
Truly, a remarkable coterie.
Does this mean those Kenyan birth certificates are fake?
Next stop MSM?
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/520
The Globe: America’s finest litter box liner.
True story: I lined Max’s litter box with pages from the Globe and the National Enquirer. He walked into the kitchen and said, “I can’t use my litter box. It’s full.”
like that old chestnut “two wrongs don’t make a right”, no amount of jackasses can make a genius.
misha
You forgot one:
Lucas Smith: Convicted forger..
Your cats would appear to have a better ability at English than most birthers.
Perhaps you can ask them to try their paws at making a better birth certificate forgery too?
Here you go:
http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2009/09/another-kenyan-birth-certificate.html
Speaking of Apuzzo, he says:
“Dr. Conspiracy is desperately trying to maintain his credibility with the public. I asked two questions of the Obama enablers/obots regarding the alleged birth of putative President Obama: (1) where exactly in Honolulu was he born and (2) who was present during the birth to attest to that fact. Well, I am not surprised that Dr. Conspiracy and team were not able to answer me. Now, is that not funny? One would think that the Obot Czar would have that information at his finger tips. But he does not. And what does that tell you? If Dr. Conspiracy cannot produce it, neither can anyone else.
“Now Dr. Conspiracy goes on the attack. He wants me to show the exact place in Kenya were Obama was born. What a poor try. Dr. Conspiracy refuses to admit that it is Obama that must first provide sufficient and credible evidence that he was born in Hawaii. Once he does that then we can explore whether that evidence is authentic and conclusive. Hence, I do not have to first prove where in any part of the world Obama was born. How absurd would that be to place such a burden on the American people.
“Things should be very clear to any reasonable person who is following this issue that the Obama enablers/obots are nothing but bluff and that they have no evidence to back them up. That includes evidence regarding Obama’s alleged birth in Hawaii and the law on the meaning of a ‘natural born Citizen.'”
Apuzzo: OBAMA PROVED HE WAS BORN IN HAWAII; you asked about the irrelevant issues of hospitals and attendants.
“Obama that must first provide sufficient and credible evidence that he was born in Hawaii. Hence, I do not have to first prove where in any part of the world Obama was born.”
According to our Constitution, the burden of proof is on the plaintiff, whether civil or criminal. I don’t know if he is trying a smoke screen, or if it is clinical insanity.
“the law on the meaning of a natural born Citizen.’”
The old fall back argument. OK, he was born in Hawaii. Doesn’t matter. Natural born requires two citizen parents. Except James Buchanan, Chester Arthur, and Spiro Agnew.
Hmmm, I wonder where they got THAT story: Gov’t official tells all
It’s probably Tim Adams’ oral diarrhea.
We can add a lot more to Lucas’ resume.
Lucas didn’t merely try to sell his crummy house by claiming the Virgin Mary visits – he levitated out of his house on more than one occasion, outside, over the roof, and one time he floated into another house with dead people inside.
And it gets worse! Lucas’ “Metronoma” answered questions for him – all he had to do is ask it a question, and it would answer…one pulse for “yes,” and two pulses for “no.”
“I remember another time I was lying on the antique couch. It was the winter season this time. I was awake watching television when all of the sudden I found myself paralized. I couldn’t move my limbs. My body began to rise off of the couch. I was now floating at what I would guess to be about three feet above the couch, in mid air. I couldn’t believe this was happening. I’d never encountered anything like this in my life. All of the sudden I was outside in the night sky above the neighborhood. The next thing I knew I was inside of a different house I had never seen before in my life. I was in the kitchen and saw three dead people…”
Be prepared to barf from this next one…
“One day I was talking out loud to myself. I asked myself (out loud) if I should invest in a new company that claims that they have engineered _ _ _ _ _ _ trees to grow to a mature state in the short time of 120 days. (I have purposely left blank the name of the tree). In any case, the Metronoma machine came to life by itself, which had not happened for some time now. Although this time was very different. In the past the machine was out of control, pulsing on at vigorous speeds and at a volume I did not think was possible to be abtained. The machine now however only produced two pulses. Then the machine went silent. I thought maybe it was just a glitch. Shortly afterwords I began talking out loud again. I asked questions to myself. The machine began pulsing again, here and there. I began to see correlations between the pulses and my questions. The machine was answering my questions! One pulse for YES, two pulses for NO. I decided against investing in the stock of the company that claimed to have engineered trees to fully mature in 120 days. (Not so much because of the Metronoma rhythm machine’s advise. However, the machine did instruct me not to invest in this company). The company turned out to be somewhat of a scam, not entirely, yet not exactly what they promised. I asked the Metronoma if this was the Virgin Mary talking to me, using the Metronoma as a conduit. The machine answered with one pulse, a YES. I asked if she could appear in a form I could see with my eyes, one pulse again, Yes. I heard nothing again for a week. I tried again asking questions out loud. I said, “If you can’t show yourself in your human form, then can you please show me a sign of some type, something tangible. Seconds later I saw several dishes in the kitchen float away from the cupboard that they rested upon. These plates and cups began to swirl around in a cyclone pattern. What a sign! From then on the dishes (Roma Black china, and only dishes from this set) would float in mid air between the kitchen and dining room, every so often. I still recited my prayers seven times a day, even though the priest’s prescribed 30 days of prayer had expired. Then one day it happened. She appeared to me in human form (or quasi-human form). I knew it was her as soon as I layed my eyes upon her! This was the woman I had seen in my house on the night I wrestled with the black caped man-like figure that pinned me down on the antique heavy wood couch in the living room of my house. I have recorded this event in the foregoing, as you aleady are aware of if you have read everything up to this point. I thanked to the Holy Mother for coming into my home and protecting me. O Holy Mother, Virgin Mother of Jesus. Tears formed in the corners of my eyes. She conveyed a warmth and happiness to me that I sensed mentally as well as physically. It felt as if I was in Southern Florida on a warm summer’s evening. I felt so content, and such a sense of security. I knew that from here on out that nothing would stand in the way of my success and happiness. There would be no burden too great, or obstacle impregnable. The Holy Mother has appeared before my eyes in this house on many occassions, I have counted 21 seperate appearances to date. With the last leaving a transposed apparition of the Holy Virgin Mother on the dining room wall.”
What I don’t understand is, why did Lucas have to travel to Kenya to get an official fake Obama Kenyan BC, when he could have either floated to Kenya, or asked Mary to take him there.
Great find Doc! Should we chip in & pay for a 7 day trip for Orly & Yosef? She surely needs the time for R&R, after her tough CA SOS campaign. We need to post links to ads for this trip on as many Birther blogs as possible.
I thank Mr. Apuzzo for publicizing my challenge. 😉
The Globe also claimed that President Bush was drunk for all eight years of his presidency, and that he had an affair with Condoleeza Rice. Apparently his wife left him as a result, and moved into a hotel. They’re getting a divorce any day now.
You believe all that, right?
Its Mario’s shoddy logic that leads me to conclude most of his clients must end up with lots of jailtime. Hopefully Mario doesnt go out driving after posting because Id hate to see how he handles his own dui case.
Well you know Condi once misspoke during testimony and said “my husband, I mean the president” and since all misstatements are evidence to birthers that would mean that Bush was having an affair
I was thinking yesterday- why are Birthers so cheap?
This is pure speculation on my part, but for $10,000 I am confident I could fly to Kenya and hire someone to produce a really top notch Kenyan BC for Obama. I bet I could find some schills to vow on camera that they were there when Obama was born.
So is it that Birthers are so cheap? Or is it because they just aren’t willing to take that teeny little step and commission an actual forgery themselves, rather than just inviting every forger in the world to send them a foreign Obama BC?
Written before Apuzzo got the bad news:
“The insults to our intelligence continue in Obotdom. Now, at Dr. Conspiracy’s website, they say that Obama has proven that he was born in Hawaii and that the issues of in what hospital and who was present at the time of the birth are irrelevant. That sounds like saying I have proven I am a millionaire but the issue of how much money I have is not relevant.
“The Obot logic is amazing. Now they want us to accept their logic that Obama has conclusively proven thta he was born someplace (Honolulu) but the exact place where he was born (where in Honolulu) and those who were present to see him born in that exact place are irrelevant in testing whether the statement that he was born in Honolulu is true. How does one prove one was born someplace if one does not prove where in that place one was born and who was present to witness one being born there? How does one prove such a birth event occurred unless one produces evidence that someone was present to see the birth happen in a specific place? Surely, the Obots would not expect us to accept infant Obama himself as the witness to his own birth.
“Again, we are told by Obama and his enablers that we are not talking about a person who may have been born in a non-institutional setting (house, barn, hut, field, etc.) with no records or information available to people who may later question whether that birth occurred as alleged. Rather, in Obama’s case, the evidence needed to answer my two questions (exact place of birth and who was present at birth) should be readily available given that he alleges he was born in a modern U.S. hospital only in 1961. So I say to the obots, either produce the simple evidence or simply admit to the truth that Obama has not yet conclusively proven that he was born in Hawaii.”
Mario: THE STATE OF HAWAII HAS SAID OBAMA WAS BORN IN HAWAII. That is all the U.S. Constitution requires.
Oh: Bring your checkbook. And, please, explain your statement, “Putative President Obama’s supporters are out and about arguing that the Kerchner v. Obama/Congress case is exactly like the Berg v. Obama case and therefore the Third Circuit Court of Appeals should affirm the District Court’s dismissal of the case for lack of standing. This is not only an incredible statement but an outright lie.” Looks like the Third Circuit agreed with those putative supporters, and ripped you a new one.
Come on folks, take it easy on Mario. The 3rd Circuit just kicked his a@$ and put out an Order to Show Cause why he should not be assessed attorney’s fees (note, he, not his clients) for filing a frivolous appeal. Mario has bigger fish to fry (now) than worrying about Kenyan newspapers!
The Smackdown of Apuzzo.
That is a perfect example of Mario not understanding the difference between “suffiicient” and “necessary.”
To prove that someone is a millionaire, it is sufficient to show that is that he is worth at least a million dollars. It it not necessary to show how many millions he has, as long as he has at least one.
It’s the same with Obama. It is sufficient to show that he was born in Hawaii. The name of the hospital and the names of those in attendance are unnecessary.
Oh no no no….the court states asks why they should not impose DAMAGES and costs for Mario
Maybe he can get Orly to gen up something for him to present to the Court.
The conspiracy theorists, by definition, afford me no credibility because I don’t go along with their conspiracy theories. As for everyone else, the facts speak for themselves. I maintain my credibility by not telling lies. Apuzzo has no credibility outside the birther community.
I have a graphic of an exploding irony meter that I’m going to work into something one of these days.
Well said & agreed!
What is even more telling is how Mario obviously obsesses over this place. As I mentioned before, these birther shysters consider you and this site to be a “threat” to them.
Trust me, I’m not inflating your ego here by stating that – it is merely because any telling of the truth or pointing out of their fallacies is a “threat” to them. Simple as that. That is what birthers fear most (next to Obama). That and reality
BTW – can’t wait to eventually see that exploding irony meter graphic one of these days.
🙂
That’s probably the OCD.
Yep. Easily predictable & well-earned. Couldn’t happen to a bigger con-artist cry-baby, if you ask me.
LOL! I was thinking the same thing on *both* accounts. I was almost going to post something similar about Mario needing to be careful not to get a DUI after drowning his sorrows from the Appeals Court ruling as he’d have to go out and find himself a competent DUI lawyer, but you’ve beaten me to the punch. 😉
So, any bets, based on Mario’s demonstrated immaturity and poor handling of his birther pleadings so far, on whether or not he’ll be “smart” with his Order to Show Cause filing or if he’ll have another one of his tantrums and end up pulling an “Orly” instead?
Exactly! Well said. Until Mario learns such basic logic-based thinking skills to realize such simple truths as this, he’s doomed to nothing but more incompetent failure and well-earned ridicule.
How did he pass the bar? Bribes?
LOL! Yeah, I tortured myself by reading all of that crazy stuff on the narrow right-hand scroll bar of his mySpace page for the house, when you provided us the link last week.
What sheer insanity! And what was with all of the “End of Chapter” references?
I think Sven should team up with him and they can write unbelievably bad trippy fiction sagas together. If they work on it hard enough, maybe they can create a new crappy religion out of it. Hey, it worked for L. Ron Hubbard, after all…
And it makes me miss Hunter S. Thompson.
You mean, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson – who lives on in Doonesbury.
He probably planned on releasing the nutty information as another “book.”
BTW, not sure if you saw this:
JD
Ah, Lucas Smith’s “The Book Thief” spanish MySpace page. Thanks for sharing. That was interesting.
I found it funny that Fidel Castro was one of his heroes and that he claims to make $ 3 Mill a year….
Yea, 3M a year, lives in LA, very funny.
I think there is more to “The Book Thief” than just a name – I noticed many months ago that Lucas has sold several copies of the same book on Ebay. I believe he might be stealing them and then selling them.
Plus he has an airbrush, bought Dominican currency several times at Ebay, so most likely he airbrushes the cheap bills, and passes them off as bigger ones.
If Lucas is so good at forgery, he’ll have no problem making a bunch of fake money to pay both Orly’s and Mario’s sanctions.
LOL! … Lucas could have requested the Blessed Virgin Mary to expunge his criminal record to have qualified to get a visa to enter Kenya.
My bet is that Mario is “smart” enough not to pull an “Orly” on the judge. He will show cause by making it appear that he is just a humble lawyer who’s doing his job to represent his clients’ wishes. Therefore, his clients should be sanctioned not him. LOL!
Indeed!
smack someone down
1. Lit. to knock a person down or cause a person to retreat with a slap or a blow. He tried to touch her again and she smacked him down. She smacked down the rude fellow.
2. Fig. to rebuke someone. she smacked him down by telling him that he didn’t fit in there anymore. He has a way of smacking down people who ask stupid questions.
smack something down (on something) and smack something down (onto something)
to slap something down onto something. He smacked his bet down onto the table, angry with his mounting losses. Todd smacked down his hand on the table. She smacked her dollar down and grabbed up the newspaper.
Talking about torture, I guess Lucas was also tortured by this feisty poster in youtube. Lucas apparently blocked said poster only after several pages of nasty comments…LOL
Please check the poster’s comments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLYJV9262U